JOY, HAPPINESS, PEACE AND EVERYTHING WITHOUT SPENDING A PENNY

[sonikaputtoo]

HOPE I AM ABLE TO ATTACH SOMETHING WHICH WILL MAKE U SMILE

[Kavitaparna]

OM SRI SAI RAM

Sonika dear! Sai Ram!

WOW !!!!!

Its just superb and makes even the "Mr. Ever serious" roll in laughter.

Thanks a lotttttttttt for this contribution.


Baba bless U always with all smiles always

Jai Sai Ram

[tana]

OM SAI RAM !~!

~~~ POWER OF SMILE ~~~

A SMILE HAS THE POWER TO SOOTHE , PRAISE & DELIGHT .
SMILING IS CONTAGIOUS , MAKING STRANGERS FRIEND & BREAKING DOWN BARRIERS WHEN WORDS CAN NOT...


SMILE.............OUR SPIRITS LIFT.....

JAI SAI RAM ~~~

[saibetino1]

om sai ram om sai ram,

          Smile is one things which make us different frm animals , n smile is a sort of excericse too .which strecth ur all facial muscles  by which u can reduce ur wrinkles n can  improve ur brightness of ur face ......

so keep smiling n be happy ..life is too small ..

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sai sai sai sai
neelam

[Kavitaparna]

OM SRI SAI RAM

Smiling is Contagious

When someone is smiling they lighten up the room, change the moods of others, and make things happier.
A smiling person brings happiness with them. Smile lots and you will draw people to you.


JAI SAI RAM

[tana]

om sai ram...


PEACE  BEGINS  WITH  A  SMILE...
                                                                  (Mother Teresa)
 

jai sai ram...

[Kavitaparna]

OM SRI SAI RAM


Smiling Relieves Stress


Stress can really show up in our faces.
Smiling helps to prevent us from looking tired, worn down, and overwhelmed.

When you are stressed, take time to put on a smile.
The stress should be reduced and you'll be better able to take action.


JAI SAI RAM

[Radha]

Om Sai Ram!!!

Bill Clinton decided to 'teach' Laloo English, so he invited him over to the US.
Laloo arrives in full grandeur. Bill announces to the nation that they should not be disturbed during the tuition inside the Whitehouse, they are locked up in a room, and Bill starts teaching Laloo English. Days pass by and weeks pass by, but there is no sign of them coming out.The whole country and its economy has come to a standstill, and press, newsreporters from all over the world are waiting outside eagerly to find the outcome. At last one day, the door opens, and out comes Laloo - beaming his resplendant white smile, looking cool and unruffled. However, Bill looks totally dazed, his clothes are torn, his hair is completely ruffled, and he has scratch marks all over his face. The shocked reporters ask Bill, "What happened Mr. Clinton ?" Bill replies : "Ee babua hamar kuch bhi naahi sunat hai !"


Once Sonia Gandhi, Laloo, a school girl and  Panditji was travelling in a plane. Suddenly the pilot approaches them and tells them that one propeller of the plane has failed and the other one will last only for five minutes and that they only have four parachutes.
The pilot says " I am a good pilot and the country needs me so i am going to take one parachute and jump" and he jumps.
After that Sonia Gandhi says,"I am the leading leader of the country and the country needs me" and takes one parachute and jumps.Laloo without saying anything takes one and jumps. Now there is only one parachute left.Panditji asks the girl to jump with that last parachute and says  that he is an  old man now, so theres no point in his living.But the little girsl asks him no to worry as they still have two parachutes left..."Laloo has taken my school bag and jumped".



Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply:

"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,We are sorry to intimate you that you do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.Thanks"


Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said:
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan

kar khushi hogee ki hum Amereeca mein naukri paa gaya hoon."

Everyone was delighted.Laloo Prasad continued...... "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter

padkar sunaongaa - par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath hindi

main translate bhee karoonga.


Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ..... Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya

We are sorry ....... humse galti ho gayee

to intimate you that ......... .aapko yeh batana hai ki

You do not meet ............. .aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement ..... humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any further correspondence ---- ab Letter vetter bhejne

ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.

No phone call ....... phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained ... bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks ......... aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyawaad.

Om Sai Ram!!!
Radha.

[Kavitaparna]

OM SRI SAI RAM

Smiling Boosts Your Immune System

Smiling helps the immune system to work better.
When you smile, immune function improves possibly
because you are more relaxed.
Prevent the flu and colds by smiling.

keep smiling

JAI SAI RAM

[Kavitaparna]

OM SRI SAI RAM


Smiling Lowers Your Blood Pressure

When you smile, there is a measurable reduction in your blood pressure.

Give it a try if you have a blood pressure monitor at home.

Sit for a few minutes, take a reading.

Then smile for a minute and take another reading while still smiling.

Pl do notice the difference.

Smile Please....Always.


JAI SAI RAM

[Radha]

Om Sai Ram!!!

Santa goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask." Santa asks, "What does it do?" The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The Sardar says, "I'll take it!" The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos. His boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you, Santa?" He replies, "It's a Thermos flask." The boss asks, "What does it do?" He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?" To which Santa replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

Santa Singh was very keen on doing his Ph.d.He was in search of a subject on which no one had done any research before! As he was thinking over it he found a cockroach on the table.He decided to do a research on it.He picked the cockroach and put it on the table and said "RUN".THE COCKROACH RAN.He pulled out one second leg and told "RUN". The cockroach ran again.This way the cockroach tried to run even when it had just one leg. He pulled out the last leg of the cockroach, put it again in the centre of the table and said:"Run". The cockroach could not! Our Professor was satisfied with his study and started writing his thesis:" When you pull out all the legs of a cockroach, it cannot hear anymore".


After having become the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to pose for a picture.
  To show he is down to earth CM , he decides to pose along with a herd of
  buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for
  the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS
  THE CAPTION "Laloo, third from left"

Jai Sai Ram!!!
Radha.

[Radha]

Om Sai Ram!!!


Rabri Devi died and went to hell (Don't Laugh).

As she stood in front of Yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.

She asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock.

Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?"

That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.

"And whose clock is that?" That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.

The hands have only moved twice,

telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."

Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"

Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a CEILING FAN".


The math teacher saw that little santa wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "santa! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?" Little santa quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

Interviewer:What is Ford?
Santa:Gaddi!
Interviewer:Good!What is Oxford?
Santa:Bail gaddi!

Once Santa got enlisted in the Indian Army.On the first day in his camp.He called up the army kitchen to fire the chef for giving the wrong dish.
Santa:You fool,what have I asked and what did you give me? (the call went to the major general's office by mistake) General:Do you exacly know whom you are speaking to?
Santa:No!!!
General:It's the major general speaking.
Confused Santa:And do you know who's speaking on this end?
General:No!
Plesed Santa:Then good(he keeps the reciever down)

[sureshsarat]

Om Sri Sainathaya Namaha
Om Sri Sainathaya Namaha
Om Sri Sainathaya Namaha

Radha ji Sairam
Nice jokes ! I just cannot stop smiling. Thank Sai that Laluji is not a Sai Bhakt.
Suresh

[Kavitaparna]

OM SRI SAI RAM

Dear Thammudu, Sai Ram

Laloo may not be a Sai Bhakt, but he is a Sai Child.

Baba bless him with lots of good ideas to help the nation.
Baba bless all our politicians and guide them in right path to make their positive contribution to the nation.
Baba bless us all

Jai Sai Ram

[sureshsarat]

Om Sri Sainathaya Namaha
Om Sri Sainathaya Namaha
Om Sri Sainathaya Namaha
Akka Sairam
Thanks for the reprimand ! I shall remember... But somehow I have this feeling that expecting the politicians to be blessed with good sense... "is it not a bit wishful thinking"
Suresh