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Re: JOY, HAPPINESS, PEACE AND EVERYTHING WITHOUT SPENDING A PENNY
« Reply #30 on: April 17, 2007, 05:46:01 AM »
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    SMILE PLEZZZZZZZZZ.......

    A Man cheked in to a hotel & send a mail to wife.Accidently he typed the wrong mail ID .Mean while in Delhi, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral . She checked her Email & fainted . Her son saw mom on the floor & then read the Email , which said -
    to my loving wife , i knew u are surprised to hear from me . they have PCs here & I am allowed to Email my loved ones . I've just reached . I see that everthing has been prepared 4r ur arrival tomorrow . looking forward to see u.... ;D ;D

    Police : kal morning main 5 bje tum ko phansi di jaye ge ...
    Banta: ha ha ha ha ....
    Police : kyun has rhe ho???????
    Santa: main toh so kar k morning main 8 bje uthta hu...........

     :D  :D  :D  :D

    jai sai ram...
    "लोका समस्ता सुखिनो भवन्तुः
    ॐ शन्तिः शन्तिः शन्तिः"

    " Loka Samasta Sukino Bhavantu
    Aum ShantiH ShantiH ShantiH"~~~

    May all the worlds be happy. May all the beings be happy.
    May none suffer from grief or sorrow. May peace be to all~~~

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    Re: JOY, HAPPINESS, PEACE AND EVERYTHING WITHOUT SPENDING A PENNY
    « Reply #31 on: April 18, 2007, 12:12:08 AM »
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    Suresh ji,
    One cannot become Baba's devote unless Baba wills.Our Laloo ji is so special, at his own cost he makes not only Indians but the whole world laugh their lungs out.Such a special persona has set even Baba thinking and thinking and thinking..."how can someone be so outstanding....is he really My Own creation????"

    Isi baat par phir ek baar....Raabri was worried whether or not Laloo upon his death made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a s?ance.

    Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, Laloo's voice was heard answering, "Hello Raabri, this is meeee..."

    "Lalooji," she answered. I just have to know if you're happy there in the afterlife. What's it like there?"

    "Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever imagined," Laloo answered. "The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected and above all there is no scam. And the only things we do, all day long, are eat and sleep, eat and sleep, over and over."

    "Thank God, you made it to heaven," his Raabri cried.

    "Heaven?" he answered. "What heaven? I'm a buffalo in Punjab."


    Laloo becomes PM (if you haven't cut your throat yet, read on) and goes
    to Pakistan for a one-on-one with Nawaz Sharif.They decide to meet without
    aides and are closeted for about 5 minutes.
    Laloo then emerges from the room. Reporters clamour for a statement.
    "Nawazbhai will make the announcement" is all Laloo will say. Nawaz Sharif
    comes out and drops a bombshell - Pakistan has decided to give up all claims
    on Kashmir, with no strings attached!
    The world is stunned. Laloo has achieved in 5 minutes what others had
    failed to in 50 years! How did you do it, what did you promise, the press
    clamours.
    "Sab akai-waalon ka kamaal hai," (All because of the Akai company people)
    says Laloo. "Woh kehte hain na, TV loge tho fridge doonga, video
    khareedein to cellphone free (They give fridge free if you buy TV, cellphone
    free if you buy VCR )... tho ham bhi Nawazbhai se keh diye: "aapko Kashmir
    chaahiye na? Le jaayie. Magar saath mein Bihar free milega, bas!" (SO, I said
    to Nawazbhai - "You want Kashmir, right? Take it. But you will get Bihar free
    with it!")

    Reminder- All these jokes are seriously to be taken as jokes and nothing else.These are not meant to offend any single body or sould in any way. Just relax and enjoy.

    Om Sai Ram!!!
    Radha.







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    Re: JOY, HAPPINESS, PEACE AND EVERYTHING WITHOUT SPENDING A PENNY
    « Reply #32 on: April 25, 2007, 02:39:20 AM »
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    Dear All, Sai Ram!

    Pl do contribute to  " smiling ".


    Smiling Lifts the Face and Makes You Look Younger

    The muscles we use to smile lift the face, making a person appear younger.

    Why go for a face lift, just try smiling your way through the day
    look younger and feel better.

    JAI SAI RAM
    OM SAI NAMO NAMAHA SRI SAI NAMO NAMAHA
    JAI JAI SAI NAMO NAMAHA SADGURU SAI NAMO NAMAHA



    kavita

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    Re: JOY, HAPPINESS, PEACE AND EVERYTHING WITHOUT SPENDING A PENNY
    « Reply #33 on: April 26, 2007, 01:52:36 AM »
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    Santa Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read "Padne waala gadha."(one who reads it is an ass) Santa Singh thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back,"Likhne waala gadha."(One who wrote it is an ass).

    Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes."What is the matter today? asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone." "I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta Singh


    Letter from mother to son Santa Singh.
    "Pyare Puttar, Vahe Guru. I am writing this letter slow, because I know you can't read fast. We do not live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I wont be able to send you the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the numbers with them for their next house, so they would not have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I am not sure it works too well. Last week I put 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since then. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained 3 days, and the second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. We got another bill from the funeral home. It said if we don't make the last payment on grandfathers's funeral, he will come up again. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting grass at the cemetery . Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it's a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle Jatinder fell in a whisky vat. Some men tried pulling him out, but he fought them off and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. There is not much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.Pyaari ma.
    P.S. I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed".

    Om Sai Ram!!!
    Radha.

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    Re: JOY, HAPPINESS, PEACE AND EVERYTHING WITHOUT SPENDING A PENNY
    « Reply #34 on: April 26, 2007, 02:12:31 AM »
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    Radha ji, Sai Ram

    You have a very good collection of jokes and really adding a lot of humour to our Dwarakamai. I hope all our members too like them.

    Keep going.

    Baba bless U always
    Baba be with Us all

    Jai Sai Ram
    OM SAI NAMO NAMAHA SRI SAI NAMO NAMAHA
    JAI JAI SAI NAMO NAMAHA SADGURU SAI NAMO NAMAHA



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    Re: JOY, HAPPINESS, PEACE AND EVERYTHING WITHOUT SPENDING A PENNY
    « Reply #35 on: April 26, 2007, 05:43:14 AM »
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    SMILE PLEZ... ;D  :) :D ;D

    007

    Once it so happened in a flight that, James bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy. Both were traveling to US. Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?"
    James Bond: "I am Bond...James Bond."
    James Bond: "And you?"
    Telugu Guy: "I am Sai...
    Venkata Sai...
    Siva Venkata Sai ...
    Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...
    Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...
    Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...
    Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...
    Bulusupalli Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai..."
    Bond faints!!!!
    Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says "James Bond"

     :D  ;D  :D  ;D  :D

    jai sai ram...
    "लोका समस्ता सुखिनो भवन्तुः
    ॐ शन्तिः शन्तिः शन्तिः"

    " Loka Samasta Sukino Bhavantu
    Aum ShantiH ShantiH ShantiH"~~~

    May all the worlds be happy. May all the beings be happy.
    May none suffer from grief or sorrow. May peace be to all~~~

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    Re: JOY, HAPPINESS, PEACE AND EVERYTHING WITHOUT SPENDING A PENNY
    « Reply #36 on: April 26, 2007, 05:30:33 PM »
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    Kavita ji,
    Thanks for your acknowledgement. I will try to continue doing so as long as Baba wills..
    Om Sai Ram!!!
    Radha.

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    Re: JOY, HAPPINESS, PEACE AND EVERYTHING WITHOUT SPENDING A PENNY
    « Reply #37 on: April 27, 2007, 02:54:07 AM »
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    SMILE PLEZ... ;D  :) :D ;D

    007

    Once it so happened in a flight that, James bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy. Both were traveling to US. Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?"
    James Bond: "I am Bond...James Bond."
    James Bond: "And you?"
    Telugu Guy: "I am Sai...
    Venkata Sai...
    Siva Venkata Sai ...
    Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...
    Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...
    Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...
    Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...
    Bulusupalli Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai..."
    Bond faints!!!!
    Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says "James Bond"

     :D  ;D  :D  ;D  :D

    jai sai ram...

    OM SRI SAI RAM

    Annu ji, Sai Ram

    This has made me roll down in laughter. Since yesterday, I am remembering this like anything and all the time kept laughing. Yes, Indeed the names are like this mostly.

    I want to add one on these lines.

    One of my relatives family, celebrated the naming ceremony of their boy baby. We could not attend. The next day, I phoned them and congratulated the parents and the  elder sister of the boy, who is 10 year old came on the line.

    I always like to chat with kids (rather prefer to talk to them) and went on questioning about the function as she nicely went on replying to me in detail everything that had happened in her sweet voice.

    Now, the joke comes...When I asked her to repeat the name of her little baby brother, she just said one dialogue..

    "he is given all the names members of our families except those of mine and my mothers".

    Then I undestood the reason why her mother when asked the same question said "it is too long name ending with Prasad".

    Interestingly, his father's name is Prasad and this really justifies the little girl's statement.

    Hope I too have attempted to make you all laugh.

    Baba pl smile!
    Baba bless us all with his sweet smiles !!

    Jai Sai Ram

    OM SAI NAMO NAMAHA SRI SAI NAMO NAMAHA
    JAI JAI SAI NAMO NAMAHA SADGURU SAI NAMO NAMAHA



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    Re: JOY, HAPPINESS, PEACE AND EVERYTHING WITHOUT SPENDING A PENNY
    « Reply #38 on: April 27, 2007, 04:54:56 AM »
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    SMILE PLEZ... ;D  :) :D ;D

    007

    Once it so happened in a flight that, James bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy. Both were traveling to US. Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?"
    James Bond: "I am Bond...James Bond."
    James Bond: "And you?"
    Telugu Guy: "I am Sai...
    Venkata Sai...
    Siva Venkata Sai ...
    Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...
    Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...
    Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...
    Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...
    Bulusupalli Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai..."
    Bond faints!!!!
    Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says "James Bond"

     :D  ;D  :D  ;D  :D

    jai sai ram...

    OM SRI SAI RAM

    Annu ji, Sai Ram

    This has made me roll down in laughter. Since yesterday, I am remembering this like anything and all the time kept laughing. Yes, Indeed the names are like this mostly.

    I want to add one on these lines.

    One of my relatives family, celebrated the naming ceremony of their boy baby. We could not attend. The next day, I phoned them and congratulated the parents and the  elder sister of the boy, who is 10 year old came on the line.

    I always like to chat with kids (rather prefer to talk to them) and went on questioning about the function as she nicely went on replying to me in detail everything that had happened in her sweet voice.

    Now, the joke comes...When I asked her to repeat the name of her little baby brother, she just said one dialogue..

    "he is given all the names members of our families except those of mine and my mothers".

    Then I undestood the reason why her mother when asked the same question said "it is too long name ending with Prasad".

    Interestingly, his father's name is Prasad and this really justifies the little girl's statement.

    Hope I too have attempted to make you all laugh.

    Baba pl smile!
    Baba bless us all with his sweet smiles !!

    Jai Sai Ram




    om sai ram...

    Kavita di...
    thank you...for a big laugh ;D ;D
    its nice  :D  :D  ;D  ;D  :D  :D

    kids prepared for long long names....

    jai sai ram...
    "लोका समस्ता सुखिनो भवन्तुः
    ॐ शन्तिः शन्तिः शन्तिः"

    " Loka Samasta Sukino Bhavantu
    Aum ShantiH ShantiH ShantiH"~~~

    May all the worlds be happy. May all the beings be happy.
    May none suffer from grief or sorrow. May peace be to all~~~

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    Re: JOY, HAPPINESS, PEACE AND EVERYTHING WITHOUT SPENDING A PENNY
    « Reply #39 on: April 27, 2007, 08:13:29 AM »
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  • जय सांई राम।।।

    स्वर्ग में सभी लोग अपनी माँगें रख रहे थे....

    सद्दाम हुसैन ने कहा - मैं चाहता हूँ कि इराक युद्ध में मैं जीत जाऊँ...

    भगवान बोले - तेरी पूरी जिन्दगी में यह सम्भव नहीं होगा.... सद्दाम रोते हुए चले गये फ़िर मुशर्रफ़ पहुँचे और बोले - मैं चाहता हूँ कि पूरा कश्मीर पाकिस्तान में मिल जाये...भगवान बोले - तेरी पूरी जिन्दगी में यह सम्भव नहीं है... मुशर्रफ़ रोते हुए चले गये...
    फ़िर लालू जी का नम्बर आया - मैं चाहता हूँ कि बिहार पूर्ण साक्षर, खुशहाल, जातिवाद से मुक्त और औद्योगिक रूप से अग्रणी राज्य बन जाये....अब भगवान रोने लगे और वहाँ से चले गये....

    अपना सांई प्यारा सांई सबसे न्यारा अपना सांई

    ॐ सांई राम।।।
    अपना साँई प्यारा साँई सबसे न्यारा अपना साँई - रमेश रमनानी

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    Re: JOY, HAPPINESS, PEACE AND EVERYTHING WITHOUT SPENDING A PENNY
    « Reply #40 on: April 27, 2007, 09:25:02 AM »
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    Woooooooow! Ramesh Bhai ji, Sai Ram!

    Now, the topic has become a really a perfect one with our Big Brother's post.

    Thanks  a lot for this humurous addition Bhai ji !

    We are really in laughter like anything now after reading this.

    Baba too must be enjoying a lot as he does always and more so now.

    Baba be with us all, always
    Jai Sai Ram
    OM SAI NAMO NAMAHA SRI SAI NAMO NAMAHA
    JAI JAI SAI NAMO NAMAHA SADGURU SAI NAMO NAMAHA



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    Re: JOY, HAPPINESS, PEACE AND EVERYTHING WITHOUT SPENDING A PENNY
    « Reply #41 on: April 27, 2007, 08:01:00 PM »
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    Letter froma a Mallu Nurse from IRELAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    A family at Changanachery (Kerala) was puzzled when
    the coffin of their dead mother arrived from IRELAND. It
    was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so
    tightly squeezed into the coffin, with no space left
    in it! When they opened the lid they found a letter on
    top which read as follows:
    "Dear brothers and sisters,
    I am sending our mother's body to you, since it was
    her wish that she should be buried in the parelpally
    cemetry. Sorry, I could not come along because nurses
    salary is going to increase from next month so I doubt
    whether I will get in case I am not here. You will
    find inside the coffin, under Amma's body, 12 cans of
    cheese, 10 packets of chocolates and 4 packets of
    Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On the
    sides of her head there is a tin of Nido and Tang. On
    Amma's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoe
    (size 10) for Biju.Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Lijju's and
    Ammani's sons. Hope the sizes are correct. Amma is
    wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large s size is for
    Sujoy and the others are for Tomy and Suresh. Amma is
    also wearing 6 sets of briefs... Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2
    new Jeans Amma is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss
    watch that Minju wanted is on Amma's left wrist.
    Tangamma Aunty, Amma is wearing the necklace, earrings
    and ring that you had asked for, Please take them. The
    6 white cotton socks that Amma is wearing must be
    divided among Johnny and Nikhil.
    In Amma's pockets there are about 25 envelopes that
    are to be posted immediately. Some are drafts from the
    exchange company. Those marked "By Hand" are to be
    hand delivered these are letters from my friends in
    the hostel, "pisukkikal thanne, enthu cheyyam"(They are all stingy misers,cnt help it!!!).
    There is also Rosamma's wedding album I brought here
    to show (off) my friends in Riggae hostel on my last
    visit. Also, you will find some syringes and two boxes
    of panadol and some other medicines which I don't know
    what for. But still I am sending them. Give it to the
    neighbours of Shantamma, OK?
    Johnny chettanu joli onnum ayilla, Prarthikkanam ketto...
    Ellavareyum orthu kondu shesham nerittu kanumbol.
    (Husband Jhonny hasnt yet found a job...do pray for him please..rest when we meet, with fond remembrances)
    Laly Mol & kuttappan".

    Om Sai Ram!!!
    Radha.





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    « Reply #42 on: April 28, 2007, 08:07:16 PM »
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  • om sai ram....


    ~~~BIHAR~~~~

    PLEASE FIND THE APPLICATION FORM FOR BIHAR DRIVING LICENSE

    Bihar Driving License...
    ============ ========= ==
    DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM
    ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
    NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen.

    For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.

    1. Last name:
    (_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no

    (Check karet box)

    2. First name:
    (_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Other

    (Check karet box)

    3. Age:
    (_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no

    (Check karet box)

    4. Sex: ____ M _____ P(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable


    5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right


    6. Occupason:
    (_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed
    (Check karet box)

    7. Number of children libing in the household: ___

    8. Number that are yours: ___

    9. Mather name: ____________ _ __________

    10. Phather Name: ____________ ________ (If not no,leave blank)


    11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

    12. Dental rekard:
    (_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other
    __________ Give egjhakt color

    (Check karet box)

    13.Your thumb imparesson :


    ____________ _________ _______

    (If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb impression.)
    PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS
    Use th! umb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.
    NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.
    WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS


    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    ~~~PUNJAB~~~SAADA PUNJAB~~~


    THREE  Ways to catch TIGER...

    1.NEWTON METHOD :Let TIGER catch you.Every action has equal and opposite reaction . You can catch TIGER later.... :D

    2.EINSTINE METHID : Run opposite direction to TIGER .According to the theory of relativity TIGER will run fast andget tired ad then you will be able to catch it...... :D

    3. According to most efficient PUNJAB POLICE method. Catch a CAT and torture till it agrees that its the TIGER.....
    :D :D

    ~~~ :D DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY  :D~~~

    jai sai ram....
    "लोका समस्ता सुखिनो भवन्तुः
    ॐ शन्तिः शन्तिः शन्तिः"

    " Loka Samasta Sukino Bhavantu
    Aum ShantiH ShantiH ShantiH"~~~

    May all the worlds be happy. May all the beings be happy.
    May none suffer from grief or sorrow. May peace be to all~~~

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    Re: JOY, HAPPINESS, PEACE AND EVERYTHING WITHOUT SPENDING A PENNY
    « Reply #43 on: April 28, 2007, 09:18:27 PM »
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  • thank you so much for the jokes. i laughed so much.  om sai ram :)

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    Re: JOY, HAPPINESS, PEACE AND EVERYTHING WITHOUT SPENDING A PENNY
    « Reply #44 on: April 28, 2007, 11:17:52 PM »
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    Mr. Santa applying to a medical school

    Have you heard of Mr. Santa applying to a medical school to become a doctor?

    Needless to say he never made it. You know why? These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.

    Antibody - against everyone
    Artery - The study of the paintings.
    Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.
    Caesarean section - a district in Rome.
    Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.
    Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.
    Chronic - neck of a crow.
    Coma - punctuation mark.
    Cortisone - area around local court.
    Cyst - short for sister.
    Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.
    Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.
    Dislocation - in this place.
    Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.
    Enema - not a friend.
    Fake labour - pretending to work.
    Genes - blue denim.
    Hernia - she is close by.
    Impotent - distinguished/well known.
    Labour pain - hurt at work.
    Lactose - people without toes.
    Lymph - walk unsteadily.
    Microbes - small dressing gown.
    Obesity - city of Obe.
    Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.
    Proteins - in favour of teens.
    Pulse - grain.
    Pus - small cat.
    Red blood count - Dracula.
    Secretion - hiding anything.
    Tablet - small table.
    Ultrasound - radical noise.
    Urine - opposite of you're out.
    Varicose -  very close.

    MAY BABA SAI BLESS ALL FROM SUCH KIND OF DOCTORS.... :D ;)

    OM SAI RAM!!!




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