Let's do it and make BABA happy.........all of us......

[Dipika]

 


                                         

Too Gud fatima G.........

ALLAH MALIK!

Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM

[Dipika]

JAISAIRAM JAISAIRAM JAISAIRAM JAISAIRAM JAISAIRAM JAISAIRAM JAISAIRAM JAISAIRAM


 


ALLAH MALIK!

Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM

[fatima]

BLONDE PAINTER


This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and
how all blondes are perceived as stupid.

So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.


While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to
paint a couple of
rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down
to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
paint. He walks
into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same
time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK.

She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she
wanted to prove
to him that not al l blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it,
by painting
the house.

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She
replied that she
was reading the directions on the paint can and it said...













You'll love this ..






















Yep...
I know you will . .

FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS'

[Dipika]

 


                        :

ALLAH MALIK!


Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM

[Dipika]

 

Ten DIFFERENT ways to propose

1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)
"You're under arrest!"
(For what?)
"For stealing my heart."
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
3. are your legs tired?
( girl: Why?)
because you have been running through my mind all day!
4. "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes
6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.)
She would say,"What are doing"
resond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."
7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)
"I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."
8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
9.Walk up to a guy and say: "Are you from Greece?"
"No" he answers.
"Oh, I thought all the gods were from Greece"
10. GEE I FEEL LIKE RICHARD GERE STANDING BESIDE YOU ........... PRETTY WOMEN
   
 
ALLAH MALIK!

Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRMA

[SS91]

          
baba sai make us to be like this always.

sai/

[adwaita]

no matter how many times i read this, i always end up laughng n laughing n laughing

My dear Jagjit,

I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there.

I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved
20miles.

I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took
the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not
have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to
take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same
too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right
above the toilet I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3
shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first
time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too
heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off
and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the
grass at the cemetery.

By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash.He
told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were
confused as to which piece should we remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a
girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him
out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and
he burned for three days.


There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

Love - Mom.

P.S. Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized,
I had already sealed off this letter.

 

[Dipika]

 

 

ALLAH MALIK!



Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM

[fatima]

Second Notice

A taxpayer received a strongly worded "second notice" that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector's office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that he had overlooked the first notice.


"Oh," confided the collector with a smile, "we don't send out first notices. We have found that the second notices are more effective."

[fatima]

Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale French restaurant. Every day at lunch time, Abraham would go out the back of his shop and eat his black bread and herring while smelling the wonderful odors coming from the restaurant's kitchen.

One day, Abraham was surprised to receive an invoice from the restaurant for 'enjoyment of food'. So he went to the restaurant to point out that he had not bought anything from them. The manager said, "You're enjoying our food, so you should pay us for it."

Abraham refused to pay and the restaurant sued him. At the hearing, the judge asked the restaurant to present their side of the case. The manager said, "Every day, this man comes and sits outside our kitchen
and smells our food while eating his. It is clear that we are providing added value to his poor food and we deserve to be compensated for it."

The judge turns to Abraham and said, "What do you have to say to that?"

Abraham didn't say anything but stuck his hand in his pocket and rattled the few coins
he had inside.

The judge asked him, "What is the meaning of that?"

Abraham replied, "I'm paying for the smell of his food with the sound of my money."

[fatima]

Honest Lawyer?

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

"My name is Bobby. What's yours?" asked the first boy.

"Danny," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Bobby.

Danny replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."

"Honest?" asked Bobby.

"No, just the regular kind", replied Danny.

[Dipika]

OMSAIRAM!

KARMA
tana       96
dipika's   21
fatima's  14
adwaita  3
subhasrini 15
manav_neha 22

BABA nowadays Ravi is giving us number for our karmas..........

BABA my karmas are very bad...........Plzzzzzzzz mujhey maaf kar do..........


ALLAH MALIK!

Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM

[Dipika]

OMSAIRAM!

KARMA
tana       96
dipika's   21
fatima's  14
adwaita  3
subhasrini 15
manav_neha 22

BABA nowadays Ravi is giving us number for our karmas..........

BABA my karmas are very bad...........Plzzzzzzzz mujhey maaf kar do..........


ALLAH MALIK!

Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM

[SaiRangdaughter]

om sai ma

sai
sai
sai
sai
sai
sai
sai
sai
sai

om sai ma

[Dipika]

    SAIRAM SAISHYAM   


ALLAH TERO NAAM...............


ALLAH MALIK!

Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM