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Re: Let's do it and make BABA happy.........all of us......
« Reply #45 on: June 30, 2008, 05:27:20 PM »
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  • Om Sai Ram~~~

    May I know the time please????????????  ;) :) :P :P :P

    Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

    Old Man: Certainly not.

    Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose,
    if you tell me the time?

    Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the
    time.

    Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?

    Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will
    definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will
    ask me the time.

    Young Man:
    Quite possible.

    Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you
    will ask my name and address.

    Young Man: Quite possible.

    Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you
    were just passing by and came into wish me.
    Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea.
    After my courteous approach you will try to come
    again.
    This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made
    it.?

    Young Man: Possible

    Old Man: made itThen I will tell you that my daughter
    has and I will then have to introduce my young and
    pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my daughter.

    Young Man: Smiles.

    Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter

    again and again. You will offer her to go out for a
    movie together and a date with you.

    Young Man: Smiles

    Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start

    waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall
    in love with her and propose her for marriage.

    Young Man: Smiles

    Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and
    tell me about your love and ask for my permission.

    Young Man: Oh Yes! and smiles

    Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my
    Daughter to a person like you who does not even own a
    Watch


    Jai Sai Ram~~~
    "लोका समस्ता सुखिनो भवन्तुः
    ॐ शन्तिः शन्तिः शन्तिः"

    " Loka Samasta Sukino Bhavantu
    Aum ShantiH ShantiH ShantiH"~~~

    May all the worlds be happy. May all the beings be happy.
    May none suffer from grief or sorrow. May peace be to all~~~

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    Re: Let's do it and make BABA happy.........all of us......
    « Reply #46 on: July 01, 2008, 03:14:32 AM »
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  • Beggar: Saab 12 Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
    Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
    Beggar: Par Saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
    Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
    Beggar: Na Saab,GF NE Bhikari bana diya!

     

    ~~~~~~~~~

     

    Dosti karo college wali se,
    Ishq karo office wali se,
    Flirt karo pados wali se,
    Pyaar karo dilwali se,
    Aankh larao sali se,
    Aur maar khao ghar wali se.

     

    ~~~~~~~~~

     

    Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
    Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,

    Taj na banaiye costly padega,
    Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.

     

    ~~~~~~~~~

     

    Ravan decides to apologize to Ram.
    Ram opens the door.
    Ravan blankly stares at Ram & can you guess what he is thinking?
    Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu.

     

    ~~~~~~~~~

     

    DAYA KSHAMA KRIPA  RAKSHA KARO SAI DEV!!

    Om Sadguru Sai Naman!

    Sai bless all........baba be with all

    Live Simply~Love Generously~ Care Deeply~ Speak Kindly.

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    Re: Let's do it and make BABA happy.........all of us......
    « Reply #47 on: July 01, 2008, 03:16:18 AM »
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  • Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
    Dono NE kapde tyag diye,
    Ek NE desh ke liye,
    Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye!

     

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    Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
    Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

    Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
    Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

     

    ~~~~~~~~~

     

    Teacher asked the back bencher,"Mere haath mein kya hai?"
    Student ,"Kitab hai sir."
    Teacher,"Jor se bolo!"
    Bola ,"JAI MATA DI"

     

    ~~~~~~~~~

     

    Beta on phone: Ma khush khabri hai,
    Ma: bol beta
    Beta: Hum 2 k jaga 3 hogaye hain.
    Ma: mubarak ho, beta hua ya beti?
    Beta: Meri biwi n dusri shadi kerli.

    DAYA KSHAMA KRIPA  RAKSHA KARO SAI DEV!!

    Om Sadguru Sai Naman!

    Sai bless all........baba be with all

    Live Simply~Love Generously~ Care Deeply~ Speak Kindly.

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    Re: Let's do it and make BABA happy.........all of us......
    « Reply #48 on: July 01, 2008, 03:20:56 AM »
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  • How to catch a Lion?

     Newton 's Method:

    Let, the lion catch you.

    For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

    Implies you caught lion.

    ********************

    Einstein Method:

    Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.

    Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.

    Now you can trap it easily.

    ********************

    Software Engineer Method:

    Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.

    If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

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    Indian Police Method:

    Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .

    ********************

    Rajnikanth Method :

    Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.

    The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

    ********************

    Jayalalitha Method:

    Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !

    ********************

    Manirathnam Method (director):

    Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted.

    Keep murmuring something in its ears.

    The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

    ********************

    Karan Johar Method (director):

    Send a lioness into the forest.

    Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.

    Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.

    First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.

    But 2nd lioness loves both lions.

    Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.

    You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!

    ********************

    Yash Chopra method (director):

    Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

    ********************

    Govinda method:

    Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days. The Lion will drop dead just watching!

    ********************

    Menaka Gandhi method:

    Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

    ********************

    George bush method:

    Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

    ********************

    Ravi Shastri method:

    Ask the lion to bowl at u.

    U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run

    Lion tired and surrenders

     

    DAYA KSHAMA KRIPA  RAKSHA KARO SAI DEV!!

    Om Sadguru Sai Naman!

    Sai bless all........baba be with all

    Live Simply~Love Generously~ Care Deeply~ Speak Kindly.

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    Re: Let's do it and make BABA happy.........all of us......
    « Reply #49 on: July 01, 2008, 03:27:48 AM »
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  • Biwi ka antim sanskar kar ek aadmi ghar ja raha tha.

    Achanak..... Bijli chamki tufan Aaya aur barish Hui,

    Dukhi Aadmi bola "Lagta Hai Pahuch Gayi."

     

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    A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.

    What did they named them?

    They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'

     

    ~~~~~~~~~

     

    What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
    Dava is like girlfriend,
    That comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
    Jitni purani hogi utna sir Chad ke bolegi.

     

    DAYA KSHAMA KRIPA  RAKSHA KARO SAI DEV!!

    Om Sadguru Sai Naman!

    Sai bless all........baba be with all

    Live Simply~Love Generously~ Care Deeply~ Speak Kindly.

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    Re: Let's do it and make BABA happy.........all of us......
    « Reply #50 on: July 01, 2008, 03:41:34 AM »
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  • Bush and Musharraf were flying in a plane.

    Bush says: if I drop a billion dollars here
    I'll make a million people happy.

    Musharraf: if I drop my uniform.
    I'll make my whole country happy.

    Plane's Pilot: if I drop the plane.
    I'll make the whole world happy.

     

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    Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women?

    Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

     

    DAYA KSHAMA KRIPA  RAKSHA KARO SAI DEV!!

    Om Sadguru Sai Naman!

    Sai bless all........baba be with all

    Live Simply~Love Generously~ Care Deeply~ Speak Kindly.

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    Re: Let's do it and make BABA happy.........all of us......
    « Reply #51 on: July 02, 2008, 03:05:04 AM »
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  • OMSAIRAM!ALL SAINTS WORK IN UNISON FOR OUR HELP.. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

    Pia Hazi Ali,Hazrat Khwaja Muinuddin Chisty,GuruNanak,Jesus christ,Allah,Mohammad,Sai baba,Nizammudin Chisti,Shri Harkishan ji,Mata Rani,Akkalkot Swami,Shree Krishna,Lord Rama,Shiv ji,Ganesh ji,Dattatreya,Saraswati Maa,Dhuni Maa,Dwarkamai,Vitthal Sai... :D :D :D :D


    ALLAH MALIK!

    Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM


    साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम


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    Re: Let's do it and make BABA happy.........all of us......
    « Reply #52 on: August 13, 2008, 10:43:14 PM »
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  • OMSAIRAM!ALL SAINTS WORK IN UNISON FOR OUR HELP.. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

    Pia Hazi Ali,Hazrat Khwaja Muinuddin Chisty,GuruNanak,Jesus christ,Allah,Mohammad,Sai baba,Nizammudin Chisti,Shri Harkishan ji,Mata Rani,Akkalkot Swami,Shree Krishna,Lord Rama,Shiv ji,Ganesh ji,Dattatreya,Saraswati Maa,Dhuni Maa,Dwarkamai,Vitthal Sai... :D :D :D :D


    ALLAH MALIK!

    Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM




    Sai baba and all Saints please bless us.

    ALLAH MALIK!

    Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM

    साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम


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    Re: Let's do it and make BABA happy.........all of us......
    « Reply #53 on: August 19, 2008, 02:49:21 AM »
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  •   :) :) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D
    ..तन है तेरा मन है तेरा प्राण हैं तेरे जीवन तेरा,सब हैं तेरे सब है तेरा मैं हूं तेरा तू है मेरा..

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    Re: Let's do it and make BABA happy.........all of us......
    « Reply #54 on: August 19, 2008, 03:11:09 AM »
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  • Prince Charles & Santa were having dinner.
    Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".

    Santa thinks "how poetic"
    Santa says, "pass the custard you bastard".
     
    ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .
     
    Preeto was about to give birth to a baby.

    Santa: If it looks like you, it  would be great.

    Preeto : If it looks like you, it would be a miracle.
    DAYA KSHAMA KRIPA  RAKSHA KARO SAI DEV!!

    Om Sadguru Sai Naman!

    Sai bless all........baba be with all

    Live Simply~Love Generously~ Care Deeply~ Speak Kindly.

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    The Wooden Bowl
    « Reply #55 on: August 19, 2008, 06:20:54 AM »
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  •  I guarantee you will remember the tale of the  Wooden Bowl


    tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now..

    A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year  -  old grandson.
    The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered.
     
    The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and
    failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor.
    When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth.

    The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess.
    'We must do something about father,' said the son.
    'I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor.'

    So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner.
    There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner.
    Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl.

    When the family glanced in Grandfather's direction, sometimes he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone.
    Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp admonitions when he dropped a fork or spilled food.

    The four-year-old watched it all in silence.

    One evening before supper, the father noticed his son playing with wood scraps on the floor.
    He asked the child sweetly, 'What are you making?' Just as sweetly, the boy responded,
    'Oh, I am making a little bowl for you and Mama to eat your food in when I grow up.
    ' The four-year-old smiled and  went back to work.

    The words so struck the parents that they were speechless.
    Then tears started to stream down their cheeks.
    Though no word was spoken, both knew what must be done..

    That evening the husband took Grandfather's hand and gently led him back to the family table.
    For the remainder of his days he ate every meal with the family. And for some reason,
    neither husband nor wife seemed to care any longer when a fork was dropped, milk spilled, or the tablecloth soiled.

    On a positive note, I've learned that, no matter what happens,
    how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.

    I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles four things:
    a rainy day, the elderly, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.

    I've learned that, regardless of your relationship with your parents,
    you'll miss them when they're gone from your life.

    I've learned that making a 'living' is not the same thing as making a 'life..'

    I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.

    I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands.
    You need to be able to throw something back.
     
    I've learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you
    But,  if you focus on your family, your friends, the needs of others,
    your work and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you ..

    I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision.

    I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.

    I've learned that every day, you should reach out and touch someone.

    People love that human touch -- holding hands, a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back.

    I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.

     
     
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    DAYA KSHAMA KRIPA  RAKSHA KARO SAI DEV!!

    Om Sadguru Sai Naman!

    Sai bless all........baba be with all

    Live Simply~Love Generously~ Care Deeply~ Speak Kindly.

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    Re: Let's do it and make BABA happy.........all of us......
    « Reply #56 on: September 07, 2008, 07:48:37 AM »
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  • OMSAIRAM!BABA you alone know your leelas.......... :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :P


     :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :) :P


    ALLAH MALIK!


    Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM
    साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम


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    Re: Let's do it and make BABA happy.........all of us......
    « Reply #57 on: September 07, 2008, 02:20:14 PM »
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  • JAI SAI RAM

    OM SAI RAM
    गुरूर्ब्रह्मा,गुरूर्विष्णुः,गुरूर्देवो महेश्वरः
    गुरूर्साक्षात् परब्रह्म् तस्मै श्री गुरवे नमः॥
    अखण्डमण्डलाकांरं व्याप्तं येन चराचरम्
    तत्विदं दर्शितं येन,तस्मै श्री गुरवे नमः॥


    सबका मालिक एक

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    Re: Let's do it and make BABA happy.........all of us......
    « Reply #58 on: November 15, 2008, 12:24:31 AM »
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  • OMSAIRAM!Sai baba you alone now your leeas and sport them..

     :D :D :D :D :)


    ALLAH MALIK!


    Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM
    साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम


    Dipika Duggal

     


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