SUBHASH BHAI WHERE ARE YOU?

[subhash chander]

DEPPU BHAI (DEVDAAS)[]
                      & NIMMO RANI BADI SIYANI[:I]
                       BAATO KI BAN GAYI AB RANI
                       ROJ KI USKI NAYI KAHANI
                       KEHTI KUDH KO SAI DEWANI
                       HAI BADI CHANCHAL MATWALI
                       DEEPU BHAI KO BANAYA DEVDAAS
                       MUJHEY NA AAYI YE BAAT RAAS
                       DEEPU BHI HAIN HIMMATWALA
                       NIMMI KO GAJAB JAWAAB DE DAALA
                       KUCH HO DEEPU HAI GAJAB INSAAN
                       SAMAJ AATA NAHI , DOST KAHU YAA BHAGWAAN
                       DEEPU BHAI , LAGTA HAIN ACCHA
                       BHALE ABHI HO CHOTA BACCHA
                       BAATON MAIN HE USKI JAAN
                       YAHI TO HAI DEEPU KI SHAAN
                       DEEPU KI AB CHAL PADI DUKAAN
                       CHAHE BECHE WO FHIKE PAKWAAN
                       KUCH BHI HO DEEPU HAIN DIL ME
                       SUBHI KI AB WO BAN GAYI HAIN JAAN
                       NAHI KAR RAHA NETA GIRI YE MAAN
                       SAMJHO AB MUJHKO MERI JAAN
                       BAN GAYA HU MAIN BHI AB INSAAN;
                       AAJ JAANE KYA LIKH DALA
                       KUD KO GULJAAR KA GURU BANA DALA

BHAI KITNA LIKHTE HO YAAR
PAK GAYA , THAK GAYA ,
EDITOR HO , WRITER HO ,

LIKHTE LIKHTE TUM NAHI THAKTE
PADTE PADTE MAIN THAKTA JAATA
ISHLIYE KUD KO MENE SAYAAR BHI BANA DALA;


GOD BLESS MY BOTH FRIENDS[][8D]
JAI SAI NATH

SUBHASH CHANDER THAPLIYAL

MAIL  KARTE RAHO BHAI[^],  POST KO HOT TOPIC ME BADALTE RAHO[]
                   

                         
                       
                       

[deepak_kumar_pahwa]

NETA JI-SUBHASH CHANDER JOSH

BHAI KYA KAMAAL KIYA HAI.............NAHI NAHI DHAMAAL KIYA HAI........ARRE ARRE KAMAAL-DHAMAAL KIYA HAI.[]                    [:p]                  [8D]    
   
BHAI NETA JI AAP MAE ITNE GUN HAI,HAME TO AAJ PATA CHALA.AAP TO GUNO KI KHAAN HAI-BHAI KAMAAL KYA KAHU MERE PAAS WORDS HI NAHI HAI.

OH BHAPA JI TUSSI CHAA...... GAYE![]

NETA JI MUJHSE KOI GALTI HO GAYI TO PLZ MAAF KAR DENA,MUJHE NAHI PATA THA KI MAE ITNE KHATARNAAK BHAI SE PANGA LE RAHA THA.
BHAI NETA JI DIL MAE TO AAP BASTE HO HAMARE........JAAN HO AAP HUM SABKI.......SHAAN HO AAP HUM SABKI DEKHA AAPKE AATE HI MAHUAL KIASA KHUSHNUMA HO JATA HAI.[:I]
SACH YOU ARE THE BEST.

WAISE NIMMI JI BHI TAREEF KE KABIL HAI. UNKI SABSE ACHHI BAAT YE HAI KI UNSE KUCHH BHI KEHNE SE PEHLE YE SOCHNA NAHI PADTA HAI KI KAHI WOH BURA NA MAAN JAYE.[^]

NIMMI JI KO AGAR MAI EK WORD MAE DISCRIBE KARU TO-NIMMI JI IS "BINDAAS".[]

LEKIN NETA JI MUJH SE JO GALTI HO GAYI HAI USSE AISE HI MAAF KAR DO YAAR,MUJHE SWARGWAASI KYO BANATE HO?

ARRE BHAI-BHAGWAAN TO SWARG MAE HI REHTA HAI AUR WSARG MAE REHNE WALA SWARGWAASI HI KO KEHLAATA HAI.BHAI ABHI MERI UMAR HI KYA HAI-MUJHE ABHI SE SWARGWAASI MAT BANAO.BHAI JO GALTI HO GAYI HAI USKE LIYE SHAMA DE DO..............[V]

DEEPAK SAI PAHWA

[nimmi]

subashhhhhhh jiiiii .........aap jera ye bhi bata diyejiyeeee??? ki in sabkeyy alawa aap or kin kin chijoo main mahir hai / i mean AAP KA YE HUNERRRRR DEKH KER TO MAIN 2 MIN KE LIYE BESHOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HO GAIII .....TUSIIII GREATTTTTTTTTT HOOOOOOOOO ..............IS SADIII KE MAHAN NAAYEKKKKKKKKKKKKK.................
OR DEEPAK JIIIIIIIII 200 RS KA DISCOUNT DE KER APP NE KOI TEER NAHI MAAREY ............AAJ KAL LADKEYY WALEE BAHUTT DISCOUNT DE RAHE HAI ....APNI MAANGEY KAM KER LOO VERNA YE NA HO SARII LADKIYAANNNNN SHAADI KER LE KISE OR SE OR AAPPPPPPPPPPP............YE KAHOO GALII GALIIIIIIIIIII KIIII .....HAIIII MAINN KUWARAAAAAAAAAAAA REH GAYA................
SO AGER DAHEJ NAHI LENA TO  BATAIYEE MEREY APPT MAIN EK LADKI HAI ......WO CHATII HAI KI LADKA USKOOOOOOOOOOOO 2 KAPDOO MAIN LE JAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ..........AGER APP KI HAAN HAI TO US SE BAAT KEROON ? ......KYONKIII MAIN CHATI HOON KI MERA SHISHYEE AB GHER BASA LE YE NA HO KI MUJHEY KOSTA RAHE KI MERE GURU NE MERI SHAADI NAHI HONEYY DE ..............WAISE BHI SUBASHH JI KI DUAAAAAAAAAAAA KHALI NAHI JAATI ........WO KAB SE APNIII BHABHIIII KE WAITT KER RAHE  HAINN .........UNKA DILL DEKHIYEE DEEPAK JI ......KITNA BADA HAI .....APNI SHAADI KE PERWAH NA KER KE APNEY BHAI KE HAATH PEELEYY KERNA CHATEY HAI ............SO UNKEYY ARMAAN KO PURA KIJEYY OR YES BATIYEEE KI SHAADI KAB KIII RAKHEYY .....WAISE BHI BAHUT DIN BEET GAYEYY KISSE SHAADI MAIN DAAWAT NAHII UDAIIIIIII ...........OR MERA LEHNGAA BHI AISA  HI PADA HAIIII .....
AAPKI SHADI HOGII TO HAMARII MANDLII MAIN EK OR LADKII SHAMIL HO JAAYEGE YAANI MRS DEEPAK PAHWA..............BHAGWAANNNNNNNNNNNNN AAPKA GHERRRR JALDIIII SE JALDIII BASA DEEEEEEEEEEEEE......
AYUSH MAAN BHAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
SUBASH JII DEEPAK JI KE SHAADI KE BAAD PHIR MAIN DEEPAK JI OR MRS PAHWA ...APPKI SHAADI MAIN AAYENGEY........OH HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITNI SHAADIYA AAGAYIII ..CHAILYE MAIN KAPDEYYY KHREED LOON .......KYONKII GURU HAMESHA ACHEYY KAPDOOOO MAIN HII AATA HAI .....
AAP DONO KA BHAGWAAN BHALA KEREYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
JAI SAI NATH



OM SAI NATH .........
HEY sai NATH , AAP KE RIN, HAM KIS PRAKAR CHUKA SAKENGEY .
AAPKEY SHRI CHERNO MAIN HAMARA BAAR BAAR PRANAM HAI .
HAM DINO PER AAP SADEV KIRPA KERTEY RAHIYE .
KYOMKI HAMAREY MAN MAIN SOTEY JAAGTEY HAR SAMYE NA JAANEY KYA KYA SANKULP VIKULP UTHA KERTEY HAI
AAPKE BHAJAN MAIN HI HAMARA MAN MAGAn HO JAAYE AISA ASHIRWAAD DIJIYE ...HAMARI AAPSE PRATHNA HAI KI APP HAMARI JATIL SAMASAYO OR SANKTO KO SARAL KEREY OR HAMARI ICHAYE PURAN KERNEY KI KIRPA KEREY ...
baba ham aapko kabhi na bhooley or hamesha aap ka naam smran kertey rahey ..baba appne sai sachriter main ye likha hai jab tak samast paap nasht nahi ho jaatey koi bhi sai ka naam nahi le sakta ...baba aap sab per apni kirpa keriye yahi prayer kertey hain ...




dearbaba ......u know everything wat i want ...becoz i know their is no need to tell yu .....so i am waiting for yu blessings .....i believe in yu so much sai baba ji ..so this year plz plz dont disappoint me ....i need yu bleesing very very badly ....so plz hamari poori family per apni kirpa kijiye
jai sai ram .....
nimmi

[deepak_kumar_pahwa]

NIMMI JI,

AAPNE NETA JI SUBHASH CHANDER JOSH KE BARE MAE JO KAHA MAI SUUSE BILKUL SEHMAT HUN- HE IS GREAT AND NAAYAK OF THIS "SADI".

LEKIN AAP NE MERI TO BEJATI HI KHARAAB KAR DI.
AAP KO 200 Rs KA DISCOUNT BHI KAM LAGTA HAI.......?
AAPKO PATA HAI MONEY KI VALUE KYA HOTI HAI?
UNCLE JI SE POOCHNA. SACH MAE AAJ KAL KE BACHE TO MONEY KI VALUE SAMAJHTE HI NAHI HAI.


AUR YE KYA AAP DO KAPDO MAE SHAADI KI BAAT KAR RAHI HAI.......?
AAP TO MERA NUKSAAN KARWAYENGI.
AAP LADKI WALO KI TARAF SE HAI YA MERI TARAF SE.....?

AAP TO MERI GURU GHANTAAL HAI.....AAP KO TO MERI TARAF HI REHNA HOGA.

ISS LIYE SUBHA-SUBHA NUKSAAN KI BAATE MAT KARO,CHALO 5-10 Rs AUR KAMKAR LENA.BUS AB ISSE KAM NAHI.WOH KYA HAI NA KI ISSE KAM KI TO HAME COST BHI NAHI PADTI HAI.AB MAI THEHRA SHOP KEEPER,LOSS MAE TO MAAL BECHUNGA NAHI.AUR PHIR MERA MAAL BHI TO EK DUM KHARA HAI-KHARA.

MAI CHITHI-PATER BHI LIKH-PAD  LETA HUN, ANGREJI(ENGLISH) BHI AATI HAI, AUR TO UR GADIT (MATHS) BHI AATA HAI, SAARA HISAAB KITAAB JAMA KAR LETA HUN, 10 TAK KE PAHADAE BHI AATE HAI, COMPUTER BHI AATA HAI, DEKHNE MAE BHI KAALA NAHI HUN, KADH-KAATI BHI THEEK HAI AUR KYA BACHHE KI JAAN LOGE KAYA....... AISE LADKE MILTE HI KAHA HAI AAJ KAL??

WAISE BHI MAI SARA DIN LADIES KE SAATH SUADE-BAAJI KARTA HUN SHOP PAR AUR THAK JATA HUN,AB AAP RAAT KO BHI MUJHSE YAHI KARWAYENGI.....?

AB AAP HI DEKH LIJIYE AUR 5-10 RS KAM KARKE BAAT BANTI HO TO CHALA DIJIYE RISHTE KI BAAT.DEKHIYE LADKI WALO KO CLEAR KEH DENA KI DAHEJ MAE KOI CHEEJ KAM NA AAYE,CHAHE TO WOH LADKI RAKH LE MAGAR DAHEJ KI KOI CHHEJ NAHI...........

TO AAP BATAIYEGA KYA RAHA RISHTE KA........MUJHE INTJAAR RAHEGA......

JAI SHIRI SAI NATH.

DEEPAK SAI PAHWA

[nimmi]

deepak ji ...
jai sai nath ............
deepak ji u r ryt .. mujhey aapki terf hi hona chiye..kyonki aap merey shishye hai ......hai ram main ye kaise bhul gayiiiii... darasel  maine subash ji ko isiliye kaha tha ki wo aap ka rishta leker us ladki ke  gher chaley jaaye kyonki ....main apnei mandli main har cheleyyy ko shamil ker leti hoon .kyonki  yahan to main unko unki buraiyo ke saath accept ker leti hoon or unko sudhartii hoon dherry dheery ......but ladki waley to aap ki itni khubiyan dekhengeyyyy .......to woo to sabsey pehley mujhey hi shoot ker dengey na ..........
anyways aap ke kahy anusaar main chali gayii aap ka rishta leker unkey gher ...
unhoney poocha ki ladka dekhney  main kaisa hai i said ki maine apney shisheyy ki shakal to nahi dekhi but mera shishiye keh raha tha ....ki is khander ko dekh ker koi nahi keh sakta ki imaarat kabhi majboot thi ....unhoney   kaha.... hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
phir unhoney poocha ladke ka  rang kaisa hai i said ki colour bhi kaha tha thik 2 hiiii hai ......unhoneyyyy kaha....hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
phir poocha majnuuu to nahi bana rehta .i saidddd dadhiiiiiiiii to badii hui haii ...unhoneyy kaha ..hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
unhoneyy kaha raat ko thik samay per soteyy hai ....i saidd ki unkoo nind nahii aatiiii wo sariiiiiiiiiiiiiii raattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt jaagteyy haii ..............or computer per na jaaney kya kertey rehtey hai ...unhoneyy kaha hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
tabb unhoneyy kaha .....ki dahejjjj to wo lengeyy nahii i saidddd ki unkeyyy vicharrr thodeyy dahejj ke maamley main alaghh hai a  .wo dajej na leney ke sakh virohi hai ....unhoneyy kaha abb jera us per bhi roshniiiii daal dijiyee to deepak ji .....main ne app ki hi kahii huii baat unkoo suna di ...JAISA AAPNEE LIKHA HAI NICHEY>>>>>>>>>
(AAP HI DEKH LIJIYE AUR 5-10 RS KAM KARKE BAAT BANTI HO TO CHALA DIJIYE RISHTE KI BAAT.DEKHIYE LADKI WALO KO CLEAR KEH DENA KI DAHEJ MAE KOI CHEEJ KAM NA AAYE,CHAHE TO WOH LADKI RAKH LE MAGAR DAHEJ KI KOI CHHEJ NAHI..........

TO AAP BATAIYEGA KYA RAHA RISHTE KA........MUJHE INTJAAR RAHEGA..)....
to deepak ji phirrr main ne unseyy poocha ..............  ki mosiiiii jii to main ye rishta pakaaaaa samjhu???
to jaaanteyy hainn unhoneyy kya kaha ..............MERA TO DILL HI BAITHH GAYA . UNHONEY KAHA ....................
AAP APNEYY IS GUNWAAN CHELEYYYYYYYYYYYYY KO APNIIIIIII MANDLIII MAINN HI RAKHIYEEEE BHELEYY HI HAMARII BETII sariii JINDGII KUWARII BAITHII RAHEYYYYY ..HAMAINNNNNN - - - SHAADI vaadi  NAHI KERNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII..............MAINE DEEPAK JI BAHUTT SAMJHYAA bahhut bahutttttttttt samjhyaaaaaa per wo  TAS SE MAS NAHI HUAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......DEKHIYEEE KYA JAMANA AA GAYA HAI AB LADKI WALOOOO KE NAKHREYY BHI KAM THODI HAI ......KOI NAHI APP DIL CHOTA MATT KIJIYEE JAISEE HI KOI MUJHEYYY MERII NAJERR MAIN AAP JAISA HI RISHTA MILEGA MAIN PHIR UNKEYY GHER KASHH UTHANEYY CHALII JAYOONGII ........TABB TAKK APP MEREYY PAIRR DABIYEEE OR BADRII NATH JA KER BHAJAN KIJIYEE ...BHAGWANNN AAPKI KABHI NA KABHII TO JARUUR SUNGEYY  dilll matt chota kijiyee ye sabbb to chalta haiii  DEEPAK JI  sabb sanjogoo ki baat hai ....AAP CHINTA MAT KIJIYEE ............MAIN HOON NA ............CHLIYEEEE SMILEE DIJIYEEE EKK ACHII SEEEEEEEEEE GOOD .........AAP BIKLUU CHINTA NAHI KERNA OK?
BHAGWAN AAP KA BHELA KEREYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
JAI SAI NATH JIIIII

OM SAI NATH .........
HEY sai NATH , AAP KE RIN, HAM KIS PRAKAR CHUKA SAKENGEY .
AAPKEY SHRI CHERNO MAIN HAMARA BAAR BAAR PRANAM HAI .
HAM DINO PER AAP SADEV KIRPA KERTEY RAHIYE .
KYOMKI HAMAREY MAN MAIN SOTEY JAAGTEY HAR SAMYE NA JAANEY KYA KYA SANKULP VIKULP UTHA KERTEY HAI
AAPKE BHAJAN MAIN HI HAMARA MAN MAGAn HO JAAYE AISA ASHIRWAAD DIJIYE ...HAMARI AAPSE PRATHNA HAI KI APP HAMARI JATIL SAMASAYO OR SANKTO KO SARAL KEREY OR HAMARI ICHAYE PURAN KERNEY KI KIRPA KEREY ...
baba ham aapko kabhi na bhooley or hamesha aap ka naam smran kertey rahey ..baba appne sai sachriter main ye likha hai jab tak samast paap nasht nahi ho jaatey koi bhi sai ka naam nahi le sakta ...baba aap sab per apni kirpa keriye yahi prayer kertey hain ...




dearbaba ......u know everything wat i want ...becoz i know their is no need to tell yu .....so i am waiting for yu blessings .....i believe in yu so much sai baba ji ..so this year plz plz dont disappoint me ....i need yu bleesing very very badly ....so plz hamari poori family per apni kirpa kijiye
jai sai ram .....
nimmi

[deepak_kumar_pahwa]

NIMMI JI,

AAP SHOLE FILM KI BASANTI KA ROLE KARTE-KARTE SHOLE FILM KE "JAY" KA ROLE KAISE KARNE LAGI?

AAP EK BAAT TO BATAIYE-" AAP MERI FRIEND HI HAI NA...?KUCHH AUR TO NAHI...?"

BHAI EK KAHAWAT SUNI HAI KI-"HUE TUM DOST JISKE DUSHMAN  KI USSE JARURAT KYA.........?"AAJ SAMAJH MAE AAYA YE KYO LIKHI GAYI THI.......[]

AUR AAP KYA SOCHTI HAI MAE SHOLE FILM KE BEERU KA ROLE KARTE HUE AAPKE APPRT. KE SABSE UPAR WALE MAALE PAR CHAD KAR YE KAHUNGA KI "DELHI WALO MAI AA RAHA HUN..........?"

NAHI NAHI NIMMI JI,MAI AISA KUCHH BHI NAHI KARUNGA.
MAI TO NEWS PAPER MAE ADD DENE JAA RAHA HUN.AUR DEKHIYEGA MERA ADD PAD KAR KITNE SAARE ACHHE-ACHHE RISHTE AATE HAI.MAI AAPKO BHI PADWAATA HUN APNA ADD-

AWSHAKTA HAI EK NAV-YUVTI KI=

KARORPATI KI EK MATER SANTAAN HO JO,
UMAR KI BHI THODI NAADAN HO JO.
PREM-PASHCHAAT VIVHAH KO,
SWECHHA SE TEYAAR HO JO.                     (SWECHHA= APNI MARJI SE)

PATLI HO YA MOTI HO,
LAMBI HO YA CHHOTI HO.
KAALI HO YA GUARI HO,
GUNGI HO YA BEHARI HO.

SABHI AAVEDAN KAR SAKTI HAI,
LANDI-LULI BHI CHAL SAKTI HAI.
YADI KOI KANYA MUJHE JACHTI HAI,
DAHEJ MAE CHHOOT BHI MIL SAKTI HAI.

BANGLA HO AUR GAADI HO,
51 SANG MAE SAADI HO.
24 KARET KA SONA HO,
KILO KA AADHA YA PAUNA HO.                           ( PAUNA=750 Gm.)

SWARAN AWSAR HAI LABH UTHAYE,
GHAR BAITHE "GHAR-DAMAAD" PAAYE.
APNI BOOKING SHIGHER KARAYE,
KAHI AVSAR SE NA CHOOK JAYE.

AVEDAN KARE-
GAREEB CHAND "BEROJGAAR",
JHUGGI N0. 420
KANGAAL NAGAR,
BHIKHARIPUR-420840.


NIMMI JI DEKHIYEGA AB MERE LIYE KITNE ACHHE ACHHE RISHTE AATE HAI.
AAP FIKER MAT KIJIYE,AAP KO BHI BULAUNGA APNI SHAADI MAE.
AUR SUBHASH CHAND JOSH JI BHI AAYENGE BHABHI JI KE SAATH.

VISHWAAS NAHI HOTA TO JOSH SAHAB SE KHUD POOCHH LO.JOSH SAHAB KA JALD HI BAND BAJNE WAALA HAI,KYO JOSH SAHAB MAINE THEEK BOLA NA..?

DEEPAK SAI PAHWA

[deepak_kumar_pahwa]

BHAI NETA JI,

KAHA HO YAAR.......?

MAIL KA REPLY BHI NAHI DIYE AUR YAHA BHI NAHI AA RAHE HO.......?

BHAI JI KAHA REH JAATE HO........?

DEEPAK SAI PAHWA

[nimmi]

DEEPAK JI
JAI SAI NATH
AB TO SUBASH JI BUSY HO GAYE HAI .....U KNOW Y ??
AB TO OR BUSY HO GAYE AB UNKO HAMARI YAAD AAYE BHI TO KAISE??? AM I RYT NA DEEPAK JI .....CHALIYE KOI BAAT NAHI YAHI TO DIN HAI UNKOOOOO BHIIII HAMMMM THODII SE FREEDOMMM DE HII DETEY HAI ..BUT SUBASHHH JI YE NA HO KI APP BILKULLL HI HAMAIN BHUL JAAYE ..PHIR MERA DEEPAK JI KA HEMALI JI KA KYA HOGA........HAMMMMMM KO TOO APPKI AADAT SE HOGAYII HAI ...SO PLS HAMAREYY LIYE OR TEMPLE KE LIYE BHI WAQTT NIKALIYEE .....WE ALL MISS U .....AND OFCOURSE HAMAREYY BABA BHIIIIIIIIIII
OM SAI SHRI SAI JAI JAI  SAI


Jab Koii Baat Bigad Jaae, Jab Koii Mushkil Pad Jaae
Tum Dena Saath Meraa, O, Hamanavaaz...na koi hai na koi tha jindgi main tumharey siva tum dena saath mera ooooo hamnavaj..................
Ho Chandni Jab Tak Raat Deta Hai Har Koi Saath
Tum Magar Andhero main Na Chodna Mera Haath
Jab Koi Baat Bigad Jaae ...
Naa Koi Hai, Naa Koi Tha...jindgi main tumharey siva ..tum dena saath mera ohamnawaj .....


dearbaba ......u know everything wat i want ...becoz i know their is no need to tell yu .....so i am waiting for yu blessings .....i believe in yu so much sai baba ji ..so this year plz plz dont disappoint me ....i need yu bleesing very very badly ....so plz hamari poori family per apni kirpa kijiye
jai sai ram .....
nimmi