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Offline Dipika

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Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
« on: August 04, 2007, 04:47:01 AM »
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  • Hemadpant, now describes another witty incident, in which Sai Baba played a peace-maker's part. There was one devotee by name Damodar Ghanashyama Babare alias Anna Chinchanikar. He was simple, rough and straightforward. He cared for nobody, always spoke plainly and carried all dealings in cash. Though he looked outwardly harsh and uncompromising, he was good natured and guileless. So Sai Baba loved him. One day, like others serving Sai Baba in their own way, this Anna was, one noon standing prone and was shampooing the left arm of Sai Baba, which rested on the kathada (railing). On the right side, one old widow named Venubai Koujalgi whom Sai Baba called mother and all others Mavsibai, was serving Sai Baba in her own way. This Mavsibai was an elderly woman of pure heart. She clasped the fingers of both her hands round the trunk of Sai Baba and was at this time kneading Sai Baba's abdomen. She did this so forcibly that Sai Baba's back and abdomen became flat (one) and Sai Baba moved from side to side. Anna on the other side was steady, but Mavsibai's face moved up and down with her strokes. Once it so happened that her face came very close to Anna's. Being of a witty disposition she remarked - "Oh, this Anna is a lewd (bad) fellow, he wants to kiss me. Even being so old with grey hair he feels no shame in kissing me." These words enraged Anna and he pulled up his sleeves and said - "You say that I am an old bad fellow, am I quite a fool? It is you that have picked up a quarrel and are quarreling with me". All the persons, present there were enjoying this encounter between them. Sai Baba Who loved both of them equally and wanted to pacify them, managed the affair very skillfully. Lovingly He said - "Oh Anna, why are you unnecessarily raising this hue and cry? I do not understand what harm or impropriety is there, when the mother is kissed?" Hearing these words of Sai Baba, both of them were satisfied and all the persons laughed merrily and enjoyed Sai Baba's wit to their heart's content.

    Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM
    « Last Edit: September 07, 2011, 07:26:22 AM by diPika »
    साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम


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    Re: Jokes keeps us going
    « Reply #1 on: August 07, 2007, 04:24:35 AM »
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  • Om Sai Ram....

    Oye hoye Dipika............. ;) :D ;D :P :P :P

    Dekh lae PUNJABIYAAN DI SHAAN VAKHRI~~~~ :-* :P :P :P ::) ::) ;D :D ;) :)

    Jai Sai Ram...
    "लोका समस्ता सुखिनो भवन्तुः
    ॐ शन्तिः शन्तिः शन्तिः"

    " Loka Samasta Sukino Bhavantu
    Aum ShantiH ShantiH ShantiH"~~~

    May all the worlds be happy. May all the beings be happy.
    May none suffer from grief or sorrow. May peace be to all~~~

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    « Reply #2 on: August 07, 2007, 04:40:43 AM »
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  • Om Sai Ram....

    Dipika dearrrrrrr......o vi aa jaaye ga...tu chinta na laa.....bada he sona sehbjaada aaye ga te sade kudi nu lae jaaye ga....

    tae sardara da bolbala bahut ho gya....hun bas kar tu........

    love u dear..... :-* :-*  :-*

    Jai Sai Ram...
    "लोका समस्ता सुखिनो भवन्तुः
    ॐ शन्तिः शन्तिः शन्तिः"

    " Loka Samasta Sukino Bhavantu
    Aum ShantiH ShantiH ShantiH"~~~

    May all the worlds be happy. May all the beings be happy.
    May none suffer from grief or sorrow. May peace be to all~~~

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    Re: Jokes keeps us going
    « Reply #3 on: August 12, 2007, 12:15:22 AM »
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  • Om Sai Ram...

    Yee Gads!!

    A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying:

    "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bl ess Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."

    The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"

    The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

    The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this:

    "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma.."

    The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say:

    "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

    He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack! of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.

    He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

     ;) :) :D ;D 8) :P


    When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"

    He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

    She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"

    Jai Sai Ram...
    "लोका समस्ता सुखिनो भवन्तुः
    ॐ शन्तिः शन्तिः शन्तिः"

    " Loka Samasta Sukino Bhavantu
    Aum ShantiH ShantiH ShantiH"~~~

    May all the worlds be happy. May all the beings be happy.
    May none suffer from grief or sorrow. May peace be to all~~~

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    Re: Jokes keeps us going
    « Reply #4 on: August 23, 2007, 02:39:21 AM »
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  • :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*Dear Sai Bhagat, :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

    when you see this Messge " Close your eyes and see SAI BABA  , breath inhale saying BABA BE WITH ME ALWAYS " open your eyes.

    Thanks baba is happy with you.

     :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*Bolo shri Sat Guru Sainath maharaj ki JAI :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

    Sai Anamika :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
    SHRI SAI BABA SAB PAR KRUPA KARO PLZZ

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    Re: Jokes keeps us going
    « Reply #5 on: January 29, 2008, 08:03:31 AM »
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  • जय सांई राम।।।

    Senior moment

    An elderly couple were having dinner at another couple's house and after their meal, the wives left the table to go to the kitchen.

    The two elderly gents were talking, and one says: "Last night we went out to a fabulous new restaurant .I'd highly recommend."

    The other man says: "What's the name of the restaurant?"

    The first man thinks long and hard with a furrowed brow, finally saying: "Ah, what is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?"

    His friend replies: "A carnation?" "No, no. The other one," the man says.

    His friend suggest "The poppy?"

    "No, no, no" growls the man.

    "You know - the one that is red and has thorns."

    His friend says: "Do you mean a rose?"

    "Yes! Thank you!" the first man says. He then turns toward the kitchen and yells: "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
       
    अपना सांई प्यारा सांई सबसे न्यारा अपना सांई

    ॐ सांई राम।।।
    अपना साँई प्यारा साँई सबसे न्यारा अपना साँई - रमेश रमनानी

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    Re: Jokes keeps us going
    « Reply #6 on: January 31, 2008, 08:11:30 AM »
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  • जय सांई राम़।।।

    Beggar: Saab 12 Rupay day du, coffee peeni hai.
    Man: Lekin coffee to 6 Rs ki hai?
    Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
    Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
    Beggar: Na saab, GF ne Bhikari bana diya! 

     
    अपना सांई प्यारा सांई सबसे न्यारा अपना सांई

    ॐ सांई राम।।।
    अपना साँई प्यारा साँई सबसे न्यारा अपना साँई - रमेश रमनानी

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    « Reply #7 on: February 04, 2008, 07:45:38 AM »
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  • जय सांई राम।।।

    पति-पत्नी आपस में बातें कर रहे थे।

    पति - ”मेरे लिये 11 का अंक हमेशा ही शुभ रहा है। 11वें महीने की 11 तारीख को 11 बजे हमारी शादी हुई। हमारे मकान का नंबर भी 11 है। एक रोज मुझे 11 बजकर 11 मिनिट और 11 सेकण्ड पर किसी ने बताया कि आज बड़ी रेस होने वाली है। मैंने सोचा कि मेरे लिये 11 के नम्बर में जरूर चमत्कार छिपे हुये हैं, मैं गया और 11वें नम्बर की रेस के लिये 11 वें घोड़े पर 11 हजार रूपये लगा दिये।”

    पत्नी - ”और घोड़ा जीत गया ?”

    पति - ”यही तो रोना है! कम्बख्त 11वें नम्बर पर आया!”
         
    अपना सांई प्यारा सांई सबसे न्यारा अपना सांई

    ॐ सांई राम।।।
    अपना साँई प्यारा साँई सबसे न्यारा अपना साँई - रमेश रमनानी

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    « Reply #8 on: February 07, 2008, 07:10:43 AM »
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  • जय सांई राम।।।

    एक दिन अकबर अपने मत्रीं बीरबल के साथ अपने महल के बाग में घूम रहे थे. बीरबल बागों में उडते कौओं को देखकर कुछ सोचने लगे और बीरबल से पूछा, “क्यों बीरबल, हमारे राज्य में कितने कौए होंगे”?

    बीरबल ने कुछ देर अंगुलियों पर कुछ हिसाब लगाया और बोले,”हुज़ूर, हमारे राज्य में कुल मिलाकर 95, 463 कौए हैं”. तुम इतना विश्वास से कैसे कह सकते हो? हुज़ूर, “आप खुद गिन लिजीये, बीरबल बोले”. अकबर को कुछ इसी प्रकार के जवाब का अंदेशा था. उन्होंने ने पूछा,”बीरबल, यदि इससे कम हुए तो”? तो इसका मतलब है कि कुछ कौए अपने रिश्तेदारों से मिलने दूसरे राज्यों में गये हैं. और यदि ज्यादा हुए तो? तो इसका मतलब यह हैं हु़जूर कि कुछ कौए अपने रिश्तेदारों से मिलने हमारे राज्य में आये हैं बीरबल ने मुस्कुरा कर जवाब दिया.

    अकबर एक बार फिर मुस्कुरा कर रह गये.

         
    अपना सांई प्यारा सांई सबसे न्यारा अपना सांई

    ॐ सांई राम।।।
    अपना साँई प्यारा साँई सबसे न्यारा अपना साँई - रमेश रमनानी

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    « Reply #9 on: February 14, 2008, 08:56:47 AM »
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  • जय सांई राम।।।

    भिखारी : साहब एक रुपया दे दो।

    साहब : कल आना।

    भिखारी: साला इस कल कल के चक्कर में इस कालोनी में मेरे लाखों रु फंसे हुए हैं।
       
    अपना सांई प्यारा सांई सबसे न्यारा अपना सांई

    ॐ सांई राम।।।
    अपना साँई प्यारा साँई सबसे न्यारा अपना साँई - रमेश रमनानी

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    « Reply #10 on: April 26, 2008, 02:06:39 PM »
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  • Never Under Estimate Anyone A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins(1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin?" The boy licked his cone and replied, *Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER *

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    « Reply #11 on: April 26, 2008, 02:07:24 PM »
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  • A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

    'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

    'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

    The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

    To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

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    « Reply #12 on: May 09, 2008, 05:39:51 AM »
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  • Do this small prayer before entering office....

    Dear God....I beg you...!!!

    Give me the wisdom
    to understand my boss...

    give me the love
    to forgive him

    give me the patience
    to understand his deeds

    but dearest god,
    dont give me the power

    because, If you give me the power

    I Will break his head....

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    « Reply #13 on: May 10, 2008, 05:13:05 AM »
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  • Poems written by husband to wife
     

    I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

    I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then

    I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.



    ******

    God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

    He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .

    He saw me in dark, he created light .

    He saw me without problems, he created YOU.



    ******

    Twinkle Twinkle little star

    You should know what you are

    And once you know what you are

    Mental hospital is not so far.



    ******

    The rain makes all things beautiful..

    The grass and flowers too.

    If rain makes all things beautiful

    why doesn't it rain on you?



    ******

    Roses are red, Violets are blue

    monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

    Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

    not in cage but laughing at you.

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    « Reply #14 on: May 10, 2008, 05:15:11 AM »
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  •  Love Story of Ralph and Edna

          Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
          doesn't mean  they don't love you with all they have.

          Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day
          while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly
          jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and
          stayed there.

          Edna promptly jumped in to save him.
          She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
         
     
          When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
          immediately  ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she
          now considered her to be mentally stable.
         
     
          When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good
          news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since
          you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and
          saving the life of the  person you love. I have concluded that
          your act displays sound mindedness.

         
          The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his
           bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

          Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry

          How soon can I go home?'      ::)    ::)    ;D    ;D

         
         

     


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