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« Reply #165 on: September 13, 2011, 08:57:38 AM »
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    Silence doesn't always mean yes. Sometimes it means I'm just tired of explaining to those who doesn't care to understand..



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    साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम


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    « Reply #166 on: September 13, 2011, 08:59:29 AM »
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    If you believe in dreaming, then dream till that dream comes true


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    साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम


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    « Reply #167 on: September 13, 2011, 10:45:39 AM »
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    You don't need to explain your dreams. They belong to you



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    साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम


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    « Reply #168 on: September 15, 2011, 09:38:16 AM »
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    You don't need to explain your dreams. They belong to you

    HaHa

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    Ankhon Mein Hai Kalke Sapne Uchee Irade Hai Apne Haan Yaaroon Na Roko Mujhe Tum
    साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम


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    « Reply #169 on: September 15, 2011, 10:53:13 PM »
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    India against Corruption


    aam aadmi vs  BAHOT BADE LOG+Aap khabar na chhapne ki fees batao!!



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    « Last Edit: September 15, 2011, 11:59:52 PM by diPika »
    साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम


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    « Reply #170 on: September 15, 2011, 10:57:29 PM »
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    Happy  Day!!



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    « Last Edit: September 16, 2011, 12:00:47 AM by diPika »
    साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम


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    « Reply #171 on: September 15, 2011, 11:04:00 PM »
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    RIGHT MEANS ALWAYS LEAD TO RIGHT ENDS

    cIaO


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    साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम


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    « Reply #172 on: September 16, 2011, 12:09:33 AM »
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    Calmly look at the show of all things passing before you


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    साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम


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    Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
    « Reply #173 on: September 16, 2011, 06:10:45 AM »
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  • Joke: SOFTWARE ENGINEERS!!


    There was a good old barber in Bangalore. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:

    I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service. Florist is happy and leaves the shop.

    The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

    A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber he again refuses to take the money. The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop.

    The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is another "Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.

    A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community service.

    The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there......

    Scroll down for answer... . . . . . . .. . . . ....

    (Believe me it's worth it!!!!!!!!!!)
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    A Dozen Software engineers waiting for a free haircut... with Printouts of forwarded mail mentioning about free haircut.
    GURUBHIYO NAMAHA:

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    « Reply #174 on: September 16, 2011, 07:38:38 AM »
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    Happy Engineers Day to All

    Double celebrations for them

     1+1=2


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    साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम


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    « Reply #175 on: September 16, 2011, 08:55:42 AM »
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  • One day Manmohan Singh will retire and his autobiography will be called:
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    "3 Mistakes of My Life: - 2G, 3G & Sonia G

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    « Reply #176 on: September 16, 2011, 08:56:56 AM »
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  • Rajiv Gandhi Upar baithe achaanak hans diya...!
    Indira Gandhi- Kyo hanse..?
    Rajiv: Soniya ko fasaa ke Shaadi maine ki par bhugat bechara MANMOHAN SINGH raha hai...

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    « Reply #177 on: September 16, 2011, 10:58:16 AM »
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    Welcome Devbani to Joker's gp

    isse pehle aap kahan the...turner road


    Thanks to Sateesh and Devbani for joining the gp


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    साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम


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    Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
    « Reply #178 on: September 17, 2011, 04:03:13 AM »
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    Welcome Devbani to Joker's gp

    isse pehle aap kahan the...turner road


    Thanks to Sateesh and Devbani for joining the gp


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    yahi the Dipika ji

    and sach me bahut achha laga aakar

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    Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
    « Reply #179 on: September 17, 2011, 04:06:27 AM »
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  • A nursery class

    boy-  tu mele se shadi kalle

    gal- nai

    boy- pizzi kalle na

    gal- nai

    boy- mai tele ko ek dailymilk dunga

    gal- vahi to....na....nonu se dailymilk kha chuki hu na!!!!

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