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Offline Devbani

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Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
« Reply #180 on: September 18, 2011, 02:59:59 AM »
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  • one day a prof was teaching in class

    suddenly one student start walking

    & left class

    Prof-

    yeh kahan gaya bulao usse

    Stu-

    sir usse neend me chalne ki aadat hai

    :)

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    Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
    « Reply #181 on: September 18, 2011, 03:01:10 AM »
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  • Teacher-  yeh jo tumhara pados me sath so raha hai jagao usse
                   class me sota hai

    Student- aapne sulaya hai aap hi jagao.

    Offline Dipika

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    Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
    « Reply #182 on: September 18, 2011, 07:22:22 AM »
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  •  ;D

    Laughter and Love


    from


    My Master Sai baba...

     ;D
    साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम


    Dipika Duggal

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    Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
    « Reply #183 on: September 18, 2011, 07:38:31 AM »
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  • My apologies if anybody is hurt by jokes posted by me



    SORRY


    साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम


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    Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
    « Reply #184 on: September 18, 2011, 03:02:02 PM »
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    BABA if i crack jokes ur devotees are objecting,sorry Mavsibai and BABA

    ..........................


    Hemadpant, now describes another witty incident, in which Sai Baba played a peace-maker's part. There was one devotee by name Damodar Ghanashyama Babare alias Anna Chinchanikar. He was simple, rough and straightforward. He cared for nobody, always spoke plainly and carried all dealings in cash. Though he looked outwardly harsh and uncompromising, he was good natured and guileless. So Sai Baba loved him. One day, like others serving Sai Baba in their own way, this Anna was, one noon standing prone and was shampooing the left arm of Sai Baba, which rested on the kathada (railing). On the right side, one old widow named Venubai Koujalgi whom Sai Baba called mother and all others Mavsibai, was serving Sai Baba in her own way. This Mavsibai was an elderly woman of pure heart. She clasped the fingers of both her hands round the trunk of Sai Baba and was at this time kneading Sai Baba's abdomen. She did this so forcibly that Sai Baba's back and abdomen became flat (one) and Sai Baba moved from side to side. Anna on the other side was steady, but Mavsibai's face moved up and down with her strokes. Once it so happened that her face came very close to Anna's. Being of a witty disposition she remarked - "Oh, this Anna is a lewd (bad) fellow, he wants to kiss me. Even being so old with grey hair he feels no shame in kissing me." These words enraged Anna and he pulled up his sleeves and said - "You say that I am an old bad fellow, am I quite a fool? It is you that have picked up a quarrel and are quarreling with me". All the persons, present there were enjoying this encounter between them. Sai Baba Who loved both of them equally and wanted to pacify them, managed the affair very skillfully. Lovingly He said - "Oh Anna, why are you unnecessarily raising this hue and cry? I do not understand what harm or impropriety is there, when the mother is kissed?" Hearing these words of Sai Baba, both of them were satisfied and all the persons laughed merrily and enjoyed Sai Baba's wit to their heart's content.

    SORRY  ;D

    Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM
    साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम


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    Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
    « Reply #185 on: September 19, 2011, 04:23:22 AM »
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  •  ;D


    TOPIC lOCKED


    GO


    po in tamil


     ;D
    « Last Edit: September 19, 2011, 04:34:30 AM by diPika »
    साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम


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    Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
    « Reply #186 on: September 19, 2011, 06:20:56 AM »
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  • :)



    BABA bless all Jyoti's

    hahahaha    ;D


    Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM

    « Last Edit: September 25, 2011, 07:00:00 AM by diPika »

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    Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
    « Reply #187 on: September 19, 2011, 08:24:18 AM »
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  •   ;D


    how easily puppies make human friends  ;D



    साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम


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    Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
    « Reply #188 on: September 19, 2011, 09:06:23 PM »
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  •  ;D

    AB :So many Tom Sawyers white washing the fence

    how Polly Aunty will know who white washed her fence


     ;D


    साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम


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    Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
    « Reply #189 on: September 20, 2011, 09:36:31 AM »
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  • HE who raises the storm,calms it too


    साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम


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    Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
    « Reply #190 on: September 23, 2011, 06:04:14 AM »
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  • पिंकी ," इस ड्रेस की कीमत क्या है ?"

     दुकानदार , "1500 रुपये !"

    पिंकी , " ऊफ्फ ! और इस पिंक ड्रेस की ?"

    दुकानदार , " डबल ऊफ्फ !"  :D
    "नानक नाम चढदी कला, तेरे पहाणे सर्वद दा भला "

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    Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
    « Reply #191 on: September 24, 2011, 09:31:43 AM »
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  • साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम


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    Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
    « Reply #192 on: September 24, 2011, 10:32:30 AM »
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  • ;D


    Welcome Devbani to Joker's gp

    isse pehle aap kahan the...turner road


    Thanks to Sateesh and Devbani for joining the gp


     ;D


    omsairam

    we should thank u Dipika for this Topic :)
    GURUBHIYO NAMAHA:

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    Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
    « Reply #193 on: September 24, 2011, 10:34:12 AM »
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  • Chennai to Bangalore = 350 kms
    Bangalore to Chennai = 350 kms

    Ground Floor to 15th Floor = 15 floors
    15th Floor to Ground Floor = 15 floors

    Monday to Sunday = 6 days
    Sunday to Monday = 1 day

    This is cheating!!!!!
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    Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
    « Reply #194 on: September 24, 2011, 01:07:51 PM »
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  •  ;D


    Oye gift of the hour


    Reverie


    Plenitude of the soul

     ;D
    साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम


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