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Sai Literature => Sai Thoughts => Topic started by: Dipika on August 04, 2007, 04:47:01 AM

Title: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on August 04, 2007, 04:47:01 AM
Hemadpant, now describes another witty incident, in which Sai Baba played a peace-maker's part. There was one devotee by name Damodar Ghanashyama Babare alias Anna Chinchanikar. He was simple, rough and straightforward. He cared for nobody, always spoke plainly and carried all dealings in cash. Though he looked outwardly harsh and uncompromising, he was good natured and guileless. So Sai Baba loved him. One day, like others serving Sai Baba in their own way, this Anna was, one noon standing prone and was shampooing the left arm of Sai Baba, which rested on the kathada (railing). On the right side, one old widow named Venubai Koujalgi whom Sai Baba called mother and all others Mavsibai, was serving Sai Baba in her own way. This Mavsibai was an elderly woman of pure heart. She clasped the fingers of both her hands round the trunk of Sai Baba and was at this time kneading Sai Baba's abdomen. She did this so forcibly that Sai Baba's back and abdomen became flat (one) and Sai Baba moved from side to side. Anna on the other side was steady, but Mavsibai's face moved up and down with her strokes. Once it so happened that her face came very close to Anna's. Being of a witty disposition she remarked - "Oh, this Anna is a lewd (bad) fellow, he wants to kiss me. Even being so old with grey hair he feels no shame in kissing me." These words enraged Anna and he pulled up his sleeves and said - "You say that I am an old bad fellow, am I quite a fool? It is you that have picked up a quarrel and are quarreling with me". All the persons, present there were enjoying this encounter between them. Sai Baba Who loved both of them equally and wanted to pacify them, managed the affair very skillfully. Lovingly He said - "Oh Anna, why are you unnecessarily raising this hue and cry? I do not understand what harm or impropriety is there, when the mother is kissed?" Hearing these words of Sai Baba, both of them were satisfied and all the persons laughed merrily and enjoyed Sai Baba's wit to their heart's content.

Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: tana on August 07, 2007, 04:24:35 AM
Om Sai Ram....

Oye hoye Dipika............. ;) :D ;D :P :P :P

Dekh lae PUNJABIYAAN DI SHAAN VAKHRI~~~~ :-* :P :P :P ::) ::) ;D :D ;) :)

Jai Sai Ram...
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: tana on August 07, 2007, 04:40:43 AM
Om Sai Ram....

Dipika dearrrrrrr......o vi aa jaaye ga...tu chinta na laa.....bada he sona sehbjaada aaye ga te sade kudi nu lae jaaye ga....

tae sardara da bolbala bahut ho gya....hun bas kar tu........

love u dear..... :-* :-*  :-*

Jai Sai Ram...
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: tana on August 12, 2007, 12:15:22 AM
Om Sai Ram...

Yee Gads!!

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying:

"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bl ess Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this:

"God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma.."

The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say:

"God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack! of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.

He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

 ;) :) :D ;D 8) :P


When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"

He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"

Jai Sai Ram...
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: saikrupakaro on August 23, 2007, 02:39:21 AM
:-* :-* :-* :-* :-*Dear Sai Bhagat, :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

when you see this Messge " Close your eyes and see SAI BABA  , breath inhale saying BABA BE WITH ME ALWAYS " open your eyes.

Thanks baba is happy with you.

 :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*Bolo shri Sat Guru Sainath maharaj ki JAI :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

Sai Anamika :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Ramesh Ramnani on January 29, 2008, 08:03:31 AM
जय सांई राम।।।

Senior moment

An elderly couple were having dinner at another couple's house and after their meal, the wives left the table to go to the kitchen.

The two elderly gents were talking, and one says: "Last night we went out to a fabulous new restaurant .I'd highly recommend."

The other man says: "What's the name of the restaurant?"

The first man thinks long and hard with a furrowed brow, finally saying: "Ah, what is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?"

His friend replies: "A carnation?" "No, no. The other one," the man says.

His friend suggest "The poppy?"

"No, no, no" growls the man.

"You know - the one that is red and has thorns."

His friend says: "Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes! Thank you!" the first man says. He then turns toward the kitchen and yells: "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
   
अपना सांई प्यारा सांई सबसे न्यारा अपना सांई


ॐ सांई राम।।।
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Ramesh Ramnani on January 31, 2008, 08:11:30 AM
जय सांई राम़।।।

Beggar: Saab 12 Rupay day du, coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6 Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab, GF ne Bhikari bana diya! 

 
अपना सांई प्यारा सांई सबसे न्यारा अपना सांई


ॐ सांई राम।।।
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Ramesh Ramnani on February 04, 2008, 07:45:38 AM
जय सांई राम।।।

पति-पत्नी आपस में बातें कर रहे थे।

पति - ”मेरे लिये 11 का अंक हमेशा ही शुभ रहा है। 11वें महीने की 11 तारीख को 11 बजे हमारी शादी हुई। हमारे मकान का नंबर भी 11 है। एक रोज मुझे 11 बजकर 11 मिनिट और 11 सेकण्ड पर किसी ने बताया कि आज बड़ी रेस होने वाली है। मैंने सोचा कि मेरे लिये 11 के नम्बर में जरूर चमत्कार छिपे हुये हैं, मैं गया और 11वें नम्बर की रेस के लिये 11 वें घोड़े पर 11 हजार रूपये लगा दिये।”

पत्नी - ”और घोड़ा जीत गया ?”

पति - ”यही तो रोना है! कम्बख्त 11वें नम्बर पर आया!”
     
अपना सांई प्यारा सांई सबसे न्यारा अपना सांई


ॐ सांई राम।।।
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Ramesh Ramnani on February 07, 2008, 07:10:43 AM
जय सांई राम।।।

एक दिन अकबर अपने मत्रीं बीरबल के साथ अपने महल के बाग में घूम रहे थे. बीरबल बागों में उडते कौओं को देखकर कुछ सोचने लगे और बीरबल से पूछा, “क्यों बीरबल, हमारे राज्य में कितने कौए होंगे”?

बीरबल ने कुछ देर अंगुलियों पर कुछ हिसाब लगाया और बोले,”हुज़ूर, हमारे राज्य में कुल मिलाकर 95, 463 कौए हैं”. तुम इतना विश्वास से कैसे कह सकते हो? हुज़ूर, “आप खुद गिन लिजीये, बीरबल बोले”. अकबर को कुछ इसी प्रकार के जवाब का अंदेशा था. उन्होंने ने पूछा,”बीरबल, यदि इससे कम हुए तो”? तो इसका मतलब है कि कुछ कौए अपने रिश्तेदारों से मिलने दूसरे राज्यों में गये हैं. और यदि ज्यादा हुए तो? तो इसका मतलब यह हैं हु़जूर कि कुछ कौए अपने रिश्तेदारों से मिलने हमारे राज्य में आये हैं बीरबल ने मुस्कुरा कर जवाब दिया.

अकबर एक बार फिर मुस्कुरा कर रह गये.

     
अपना सांई प्यारा सांई सबसे न्यारा अपना सांई


ॐ सांई राम।।।
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Ramesh Ramnani on February 14, 2008, 08:56:47 AM
जय सांई राम।।।

भिखारी : साहब एक रुपया दे दो।

साहब : कल आना।

भिखारी: साला इस कल कल के चक्कर में इस कालोनी में मेरे लाखों रु फंसे हुए हैं।
   
अपना सांई प्यारा सांई सबसे न्यारा अपना सांई


ॐ सांई राम।।।
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Vikram_Rana on April 26, 2008, 02:06:39 PM
Never Under Estimate Anyone A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins(1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin?" The boy licked his cone and replied, *Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER *
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Vikram_Rana on April 26, 2008, 02:07:24 PM
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Vikram_Rana on May 09, 2008, 05:39:51 AM
Do this small prayer before entering office....

Dear God....I beg you...!!!

Give me the wisdom
to understand my boss...

give me the love
to forgive him

give me the patience
to understand his deeds

but dearest god,
dont give me the power

because, If you give me the power

I Will break his head....
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Vikram_Rana on May 10, 2008, 05:13:05 AM

Poems written by husband to wife
 

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.



******

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.



******

Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.



******

The rain makes all things beautiful..

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

why doesn't it rain on you?



******

Roses are red, Violets are blue

monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

not in cage but laughing at you.
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Vikram_Rana on May 10, 2008, 05:15:11 AM
 Love Story of Ralph and Edna

      Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
      doesn't mean  they don't love you with all they have.

      Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day
      while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly
      jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and
      stayed there.

      Edna promptly jumped in to save him.
      She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
     
 
      When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
      immediately  ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she
      now considered her to be mentally stable.
     
 
      When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good
      news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since
      you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and
      saving the life of the  person you love. I have concluded that
      your act displays sound mindedness.

     
      The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his
       bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

      Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry

      How soon can I go home?'      ::)    ::)    ;D    ;D

     
     
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Vikram_Rana on May 10, 2008, 05:51:37 AM
HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK.........

1. Open a new file in your PC .

2. Name it " Boss "

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Bosspermanently?"

6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....

7. Felt better? 

HAVE A NICE DAY!!!

Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: SaiServant on May 13, 2008, 03:48:32 AM
 
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
:)
 
 
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: tana on May 13, 2008, 05:10:46 AM
Om Sai Ram~~~

Angreji Jatt di~~~  ;) :) ;) :)

A punjabi jatt who dont know english goes to farmer market to buy a gobi da full. how he is buying a gobi da full, i tell u.

Read it like a Punjabi Jatt.

Jatt: Oye, What is the mull of the gobi da full.
This bhendi, this kadu, this patha, ki bha laya
oye satha.

Shopkeeper: I don't understand what you saying.

Jatt: Oye, ghanta o gaya, i bhakai karing, u don't
understand. You are samajing manu lucha landa
lafand. You cannot meray bangoo engraji boling,
ais karkay sida oh kay tin kilo gobi toling.

Shopkeepergot mad) You idiot, stupid.......

Jatt: oye, YOu are now very very sirh charding, I am
now teray nak te muki jarding, J one muki maring
on your nak you are othay jay ke digging and
tuting your lak.

Shopkeepershout) call police,police.....

Jatt: chup oye, I am punjabi, i kaday punjab police
to na daring then eithay de police mera kay karing.

Jai Sai Ram~~~
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: tana on May 17, 2008, 06:05:25 AM
Om Sai Ram~~~

Different Methods To Kill The Lion~~~  :) :D :P

Newton 's Method:

Let, the lion catch you.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.. Implies you caught lion.



Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.

Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.



Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.



Indian Police Method:

Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .



Rajnikanth Method :

Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.



Jayalalitha Method:

Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !




Manirathnam Method (director):

Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted.

Keep murmuring something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.



Karan Johar Method (director):

Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.

Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd

lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.You don't understand right... ok....

read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!



Yash Chopra method (director):

Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.



Govinda method:

Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.



Menaka Gandhi method:

Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.



George bush method:

Link the lion with Osama bin laden and then shoot him!!!

Ravi Shastri method:

ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run Lion tired and surrenders.

Jai Sai Ram~~~
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Ramesh Ramnani on May 18, 2008, 03:01:15 AM
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean  they don't love you with all they have.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him.  She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she  immediately  ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and
saving the life of the  person you love. I have concluded that  your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
     
Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry...

How soon can I go home?' 
     
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: SaiServant on June 15, 2008, 10:58:24 AM
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

love,  :-*
 :)
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: MANAV_NEHA on July 22, 2008, 04:18:20 AM
INTRO. OF BASPA SUPREMO MAYAWATI

NAME- MAYAWATI

DATE OF BIRTH=28/12/58

WEIGHT=180KG

HEIGHT=4'6"

COLOR=JET BLACK

BEAUTIFUL=LIKE BUFFALO

BIRTH PALACE=CHAMARGAON

DREAM=SHAADI KARUNGI TOH SIRF IS TOPIC PADNE WALE SE....... :D 
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: adwaita on September 09, 2008, 01:20:50 PM
om sai ram
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: adwaita on August 10, 2010, 12:47:39 PM
A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.


She says: "You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you"


The boyfriend says: "Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?"


"Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: adwaita on August 12, 2010, 01:34:05 PM
hehe this is one my fav topics dipika ji

one more

A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that
he is going to get married. He says, "Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women
and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them
down on the couch and they chat for a while. Later, he says, "Okay Ma,
guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The one on the right."
" That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

The Indian mother replies,

...
....
....
....
.....
..
..
..
..
.
............
............ ..
...
....
....
....
.....
..

" I don't like her " ....!!!!!!!! !!
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: adwaita on August 13, 2010, 01:14:12 PM
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in Perth City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the floors.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

"That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more."

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor anyway, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: adwaita on August 13, 2010, 01:25:39 PM
After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.
The Pope says, "What can I do?"
The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'. If you do it, I'll donate 10 Million Dollars to the Vatican."
The Pope replies, "I am sorry. That is the Lord's prayer and I can not change the words." So the Colonel hangs up.
After another month of dismal sales, the Colonel panics, and calls again. "Listen your Excellency. I really need your help. I'll donate $50 million dollars if you change the words of the daily prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken.'"
And the Pope responds, "It is very tempting, Colonel Sanders. The church could do a lot of good with that much money. It would help us to support many charities. But, again, I must decline. It is the Lord's prayer, and I can't change the words."

So the Colonel gives up again. After two more months of terrible sales. The Colonel gets desperate. "This is my final offer, your Excellency. If you change the words of the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken' I will donate $100 million to the Vatican."
The Pope replies, "Let me get back to you."

So the next day, the Pope calls together all of his bishops and he says, "I have some good news and I have some bad news. The good news is that KFC is going to donate $100 million to the Vatican."
The bishops rejoice at the news. Then one asks about the bad news. The Pope replies, "The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account."
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: vishwanath69 on August 13, 2010, 01:34:16 PM
OM SAI RAM

I can see how our devotion and faith taken in alighter spirit increase.
Kudos to all of u adwaita ji, dipika ji, and the many other contributors to this post.

I feel like I belong to a large family of wonderful people. Baba bless all of you.

SABKA MALLIK EK
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: adwaita on August 13, 2010, 01:41:05 PM
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts!"

The wife sighs and gets him a beer.

Ten minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts!"

She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute!"

The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight! Drink beer and sit in front of that TV! You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore..."

The man sighs and says, "It's started..."
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: drashta on September 26, 2010, 09:15:58 AM
;D..... bahut khoob likha, Deepika bahen.... ;D... abhi na jaanay CWG main kya kya hoga...Allah hee Malik aur Hafiz Hai desh ka... ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: kumarnsks on October 03, 2010, 09:42:34 AM
good jokes, please keep on posting such joke, it gives relief from daily tensions.

jai sai krishan


 

;D

A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day. His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. Her husband looked stunned. He said "What?"
   
 ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on October 06, 2010, 04:51:51 AM
Hemadpant, now describes another witty incident, in which Sai Baba played a peace-maker's part. There was one devotee by name Damodar Ghanashyama Babare alias Anna Chinchanikar. He was simple, rough and straightforward. He cared for nobody, always spoke plainly and carried all dealings in cash. Though he looked outwardly harsh and uncompromising, he was good natured and guileless. So Sai Baba loved him. One day, like others serving Sai Baba in their own way, this Anna was, one noon standing prone and was shampooing the left arm of Sai Baba, which rested on the kathada (railing). On the right side, one old widow named Venubai Koujalgi whom Sai Baba called mother and all others Mavsibai, was serving Sai Baba in her own way. This Mavsibai was an elderly woman of pure heart. She clasped the fingers of both her hands round the trunk of Sai Baba and was at this time kneading Sai Baba's abdomen. She did this so forcibly that Sai Baba's back and abdomen became flat (one) and Sai Baba moved from side to side. Anna on the other side was steady, but Mavsibai's face moved up and down with her strokes. Once it so happened that her face came very close to Anna's. Being of a witty disposition she remarked - "Oh, this Anna is a lewd (bad) fellow, he wants to kiss me. Even being so old with grey hair he feels no shame in kissing me." These words enraged Anna and he pulled up his sleeves and said - "You say that I am an old bad fellow, am I quite a fool? It is you that have picked up a quarrel and are quarreling with me". All the persons, present there were enjoying this encounter between them. Sai Baba Who loved both of them equally and wanted to pacify them, managed the affair very skillfully. Lovingly He said - "Oh Anna, why are you unnecessarily raising this hue and cry? I do not understand what harm or impropriety is there, when the mother is kissed?" Hearing these words of Sai Baba, both of them were satisfied and all the persons laughed merrily and enjoyed Sai Baba's wit to their heart's content.

Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: gina482 on October 11, 2010, 06:33:37 AM
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'


Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!

Husband: Why??

Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Rashi on November 09, 2010, 01:29:17 AM
A Tiger killed a Sardar in a Zoo.. :P

A Monkey asked: "Why did you Particularly killed a Sardar in the Crowd?"

Tiger Replied: " Aur nahi toh kya...kabse kahe ja raha tha...ITTNI BADI BILLI..ITTNI BADI BILLI"  :) :) :D :D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Rashi on November 09, 2010, 10:57:10 PM
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone :o. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.

The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.

The wife cried, "What are we going to do? ???"

"Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it. :D :D ;D"
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Rashi on November 10, 2010, 11:05:09 PM
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

God got mad and said, " >:( You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created, you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only, one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line ????"

And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here." :) ;D  :P :D
             

Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: adwaita on November 11, 2010, 03:27:38 AM
hahaha remember this one. gud one.
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Rashi on November 11, 2010, 11:51:55 PM
A man in a hot air balloon, realising he was lost, reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.
  He descended further and shouted to the lady “Excuse me,  ??? can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am :o.”
 The woman below replied, “ You’re in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground.
  You’re between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.”
 “You must be in IT” said the balloonist.  “Actually I am,” replied the woman, “How did you know?”
 “Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct but I’ve no idea what to make of your information and the fact is I’m still lost.  Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all.  If anything, you’ve delayed my trip.”  
The woman below responded, “You must be in Management”  “I am,” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?”  
“Well,” said the woman, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going :P.  You have risen to  where you are due to a large quantity of hot air.  You made a promise, which you’ve no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems.  The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my fault. :) ;D :D”[/b]
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Rashi on November 14, 2010, 11:42:53 PM
Tech support: I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.
Customer:       OK.
Tech SupportDid you get a pop-up menu?
Customer:        No.
Tech SupportOk. Right-Click again.  Do you see a pop-up
                      menu?

Customer:       No.
Tech Support:   OK, Sir.  Can you tell me what you have done up
                      until this point?

Customer:         Sure.  You told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote “click” twice.
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: adwaita on November 22, 2010, 10:00:10 PM
The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech:

"My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family", she said "Firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine. No, I will never do that, never in a million years".

"What do you mean my child?" Asked the father in law.

"What I mean dad is (looking at her father in law):

Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.

Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.

Those who cooked shouldn't stop at my account, and those who used to Clean should continue cleaning".

"Then what are you here for?" Asked the mother in law.

"As for me, my job is to entertain your son!"
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: shekarvani on November 22, 2010, 11:57:09 PM
Nice joke adwaita.
Thank you
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Rashi on November 24, 2010, 02:18:24 AM
Dipika Didi
I am sorry i couldnt get the meaning of your post.
What has happened wrong...?
All are respectable members & Baba knows each one of us..and he knows what we are..
he is watching us...
Baba will think The Best about us and for us.
But still why are you so worried...what is wrong?

om shri sainathaya namah
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: saib on November 24, 2010, 02:45:22 AM
Don't worry Dear. Baba knows all what is happening. In his world nothing can happen without his knowledge and wish. Just know his timing is Perfect. and style is unique!

om sri sai ram!

If we keep quiet today, what will happen tomorrow? ...should we  keep quiet when something wrong happens inside the Mandir ???

Admin...Mods ...helpers and respectable members...???

?

BABA will think we all are jokers
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on November 24, 2010, 03:31:49 AM
Jab jago tabhi savera


Whenever you undertake to do something, do it thoroughly or not at all.


Sai baba

Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: shilohgomz on December 14, 2010, 10:20:59 PM
Very funny joke :

Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on January 09, 2011, 10:17:27 AM
 ;D


Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!

 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: drashta on January 09, 2011, 12:05:18 PM
;D


Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!

 ;D


Om Sai Baba.

Dear Dipika ji, this is exactly what I needed before my final exam a few weeks from now ;D. Yes, why should I fear when Baba is near :). It seems Baba gave me an answer through this post.

It is great to see your messages again. I thought you were gone for a couple of months (something you wrote recently). I hope all is well at your end, and that your New Year "rocked" in a positive sense. May Baba take care of you, dear.

Jai Sai Baba.
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on January 12, 2011, 07:25:07 AM
 ;D

This one by our Dear Admin Ravi

 Please send an email at admin$$$@spiritulindia.org (remove $$$).
  plz check the spelling of spiritul

 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on January 19, 2011, 02:49:50 AM
 ;D


Wen ur time is good, ur mistakes r taken as jokes..
bt wen ur time is bad,ur jokes r noticed as mistakes....:))


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Admin on January 20, 2011, 10:14:32 AM
Mai to err is human...I am 100% human :)

;D

This one by our Dear Admin Ravi

 Please send an email at admin$$$@spiritulindia.org (remove $$$).
  plz check the spelling of spiritul

 ;D

Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on January 20, 2011, 10:22:55 AM
Mai to err is human...I am 100% human :)

;D

This one by our Dear Admin Ravi

 Please send an email at admin$$$@spiritulindia.org (remove $$$).
  plz check the spelling of spiritul

 ;D


:) :) remove :)
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on January 21, 2011, 07:38:13 AM
Dear Ravi bhai..what is ur admin id  ;D

we all need it... :)

remove :) and $ and write ur id

 ???

 :)
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Admin on January 21, 2011, 08:19:47 AM
its admin$$$@spiritualindia$$$.org [remove $$$] :)
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on January 21, 2011, 03:04:26 PM
Doctors after operation..and students after examzz have same thing to say.....

V tried our best....right nw..v cant say anything,aap dua karen..:))


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on January 22, 2011, 08:56:50 PM
 ;D

Coca-Cola was originally green


People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,
your heart stops for a millisecond.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the matchbox


 :)
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on January 23, 2011, 07:33:18 AM
 ;D

Ice skate fever


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on January 24, 2011, 05:45:06 AM
 ;D


Don't judge a book by its cover"
 

 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on January 29, 2011, 07:20:44 PM
 ;D

Hey..
Listen ..
two people were asking me ur details today.
I gave them ur address n mobile number.
They will be visiting u soon.
Their names r Joy & happiness

 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on January 30, 2011, 04:16:50 AM
 ;D


 a hopeless man sees difficulties in every chance.
 but a hopeful person sees chances in every difficulty.



 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on February 01, 2011, 04:11:04 AM
Hemadpant, now describes another witty incident, in which Sai Baba played a peace-maker's part. There was one devotee by name Damodar Ghanashyama Babare alias Anna Chinchanikar. He was simple, rough and straightforward. He cared for nobody, always spoke plainly and carried all dealings in cash. Though he looked outwardly harsh and uncompromising, he was good natured and guileless. So Sai Baba loved him. One day, like others serving Sai Baba in their own way, this Anna was, one noon standing prone and was shampooing the left arm of Sai Baba, which rested on the kathada (railing). On the right side, one old widow named Venubai Koujalgi whom Sai Baba called mother and all others Mavsibai, was serving Sai Baba in her own way. This Mavsibai was an elderly woman of pure heart. She clasped the fingers of both her hands round the trunk of Sai Baba and was at this time kneading Sai Baba's abdomen. She did this so forcibly that Sai Baba's back and abdomen became flat (one) and Sai Baba moved from side to side. Anna on the other side was steady, but Mavsibai's face moved up and down with her strokes. Once it so happened that her face came very close to Anna's. Being of a witty disposition she remarked - "Oh, this Anna is a lewd (bad) fellow, he wants to kiss me. Even being so old with grey hair he feels no shame in kissing me." These words enraged Anna and he pulled up his sleeves and said - "You say that I am an old bad fellow, am I quite a fool? It is you that have picked up a quarrel and are quarreling with me". All the persons, present there were enjoying this encounter between them. Sai Baba Who loved both of them equally and wanted to pacify them, managed the affair very skillfully. Lovingly He said - "Oh Anna, why are you unnecessarily raising this hue and cry? I do not understand what harm or impropriety is there, when the mother is kissed?" Hearing these words of Sai Baba, both of them were satisfied and all the persons laughed merrily and enjoyed Sai Baba's wit to their heart's content.

 ;D  ;D

Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on February 01, 2011, 10:28:17 PM
 ;D


Peace Peace


OM SHANTI OM

OM SHANTI OM

OM WALE SHANTI WALE


 ;D

Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on February 03, 2011, 09:22:01 PM
OMSAIRAM!Few days back i had posted a joke on what is in a name..BABA's ways of teaching me..sharing with all

OMSAIRAM!Our names carries energies and a powerful vibration,it is like a mantra,it sends a message who you are.

Sai baba used to call Govind Raghunath Dabholkar as Hemadpant.

Significant and Prophetic Title
I began to think why Sai Baba should call me by the name Hemadpant. This word is a corrupt form of Hemadripant. This Hemadripant was a wellknown Minister of the kings Mahadev and Ramadev of Devgiri of the Yadav dynasty. He was very learned, good-natured and the author of good works, such as Chaturvarga Chintamani (dealing with spiritual subjects) and Rajprashasti. He invented and started new methods of accounts and was the originator of the Modi (Marathi Shorthand) script. But I was quite the opposite, an ignoramus, and have dull, mediocre intellect. So I could not understand why the name or title was conferred upon me

http://www.starsai.com/sai-satcharitra-2.html

Even the Bible makes reference to the power of changing your name. For example, Saul was supposedly a man of violence until he changed his name to Paul.

Do whatever feels right to you,in whatever one is comfortable in communicating

Baba bless us all

Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM


Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on February 03, 2011, 10:45:02 PM
 ;D


UFF!!!!!!!!!

gIrLs AtTiTuDe

 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on February 04, 2011, 09:00:50 AM
 ???

Dear Friends!

Petrol in Pakistan Rs. 17 per liter
Malaysia Rs. 18 per liter
In India it's Rs.65per liter


 ???


why
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on February 05, 2011, 06:32:16 AM
  ;D

Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth.
Give the world the best you have anyway.

 ;D

© 1968, 2001 Kent M. Keith

http://www.prayerfoundation.org/mother_teresa_do_it_anyway.htm


Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on February 06, 2011, 11:46:34 AM
 ;D


Tota...meethu...Sheila

 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on February 07, 2011, 11:02:22 AM
 ;D

Once einstein was studying in d class.
A scorpio bit his toe bt he continiued...rdng wid full concentration...
When teacher asked him he said that d scorpio bit him on toe not on his mind...
So he doesn't loose concntration....
This is what we call as....
....
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
OVER ACTING.....

 :'(
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on February 07, 2011, 08:26:19 PM
 ;D


Tanu




weds


Manu


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on February 12, 2011, 10:46:31 AM
(http://www.kate.net/holidays/valentine/images/katenetvalentine2010b_800.jpg)



To ALL
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on February 13, 2011, 10:43:43 PM
On the morning of 23rd March 1931, Shaheed Bhagat Singh, Rajguru and Sukhdev were hanged in Lahore Jail, thus laying down their lives for the Freedom Stuggle of India. Their sacrifice will truly remain the only true Valentine for all Indians!!!


Vijay
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: drashta on February 14, 2011, 03:08:59 PM
On the morning of 23rd March 1931, Shaheed Bhagat Singh, Rajguru and Sukhdev were hanged in Lahore Jail, thus laying down their lives for the Freedom Stuggle of India. Their sacrifice will truly remain the only true Valentine for all Indians!!!


Vijay

Om Sai Baba.

Dear Dipika sister, very well said. True Love is another name for sacrifice.  :)

Love,
Jai Sai Baba.
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on February 14, 2011, 10:36:44 PM
OMSAIRAM Drashta Sis,true


 A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills.....kaun


Doctor

Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on April 29, 2011, 07:11:52 AM
WISH LIST

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9


BABA ...:))

 ;)
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: SS91 on May 02, 2011, 04:39:29 PM
SaiRam Dipika,

Welcome back. Baba's blessings. Good to see you after a long time.

JaiSaiRam



WISH LIST

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9


BABA ...:))

 ;)
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: PiyaSoni on May 18, 2011, 06:30:20 AM
One: Oye tera ek daant neela kyun ho gaya?

Two: Yaar maine ink lagayi hai.

One: Woh kyun.?

Two: Kyun ke aaj kal “bluetooth” ka zamana hai yaar…  ;D

Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: PiyaSoni on May 18, 2011, 06:33:31 AM
 ;D Kanjus:  Aap kya Lenge,Thanda ya Garam ?

manu : Dono hi Mangwado

Kanjus: Sunti ho Do Glass Pani le Aana. Ek Freezer se aur Dusra Gezer se

Ha...Ha. ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: PiyaSoni on May 19, 2011, 02:49:58 AM
Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.

Doctor
: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai  ;D

 
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: PiyaSoni on May 20, 2011, 02:44:20 AM
Nurse-Udas kyu bethe he Sir ?

Darbar Doctor  -
Dopahar ko jiska operation kiya tha who mar gaya !

Nurse- Sir woh operation nahi POSTMORTEM tha ;D ;D


Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: PiyaSoni on May 21, 2011, 12:42:36 AM
elephant to ant

elephant-kahan jaa rahi ho?

ant-dress silwane.

elephant-kapda bache to mere liye bhi kuch silwalena  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: PiyaSoni on May 25, 2011, 01:23:00 AM
Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji…. :)

Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…



Guess where he took her….
………
……..
…..
….

..
.
.
.
.

Petrol pump!!! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: PiyaSoni on May 26, 2011, 12:29:48 AM
Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.



Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: PiyaSoni on May 27, 2011, 12:42:24 AM
Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2

Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai



Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata


Gabbar : To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate? ???
Samba : 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.

Gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai? ???
Samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.

Gabbar : Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba : Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do.. :'(
 
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: PiyaSoni on May 27, 2011, 06:32:41 AM
Omsairam

Dipika ji sorry for getting involve in yur work as yu were not here i am jst working on behalf of yu till yu dn't come back .... :)

baba bless yu always
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: PiyaSoni on May 27, 2011, 11:49:29 PM
Ladkiwale Ladke ke Ghar aaye aur pucha :-" Ladka kuch karta Bhi hai..??

ladke Ki Maa Han ji ....!

75 Rs .main poore 15000 Sms karta hai... ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: PiyaSoni on May 27, 2011, 11:53:24 PM
Raat ko sohar aur biwi soo rahe they. Ek dam se biwi ko sohar ki awaaz aayi, biwi uth kar sohar se poocha, “kya baat hai?”  ???

Sohar ne bataaya, “ke meri kameez zameen par gir pari thi”



Biwi ne kaha ke, “toh itna shor kyun machaya”  ???

Sohar bola, “ke uss kameez mein main bhi tha!!!” ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: PiyaSoni on May 30, 2011, 12:22:16 AM
Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor

(ek hafte ke baad).....

Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?  ???
Patient: nahi doctor.

Doctor: kyu nahi?  ::)
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: PiyaSoni on May 30, 2011, 12:24:18 AM
Teacher: duniya ke sabse puraana praani kaunsi hai?  ???

Student: zebra hai sir

Teacher: kaise:  ???

Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na
  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: PiyaSoni on May 31, 2011, 12:13:42 AM
विनोद :- ( अपने फ्रेंड अजय से ) यार जरा तुम्हारे सुखी संसार का राज तो बताओ. जब देखो तब तुम्हारे घर से तुम्हारी और तुम्हारे बीवी की हसने की आवाजे आती रहती है  ???

अजय :- अरे काहे का खाक सुखी संसार, जब देखो तब उसे गुस्सा आता है. और जब उसे गुस्सा आता है ता वह सरे बर्तन मुजे फ़ेंक के मरती है. अगर निशाना सही हुवा तो वो हंसती है और अगर निशाना गलत हुवा तो मई हँसता हूँ .
;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on May 31, 2011, 04:11:51 PM
 ;D


HEEEEEEE...OOPS...hI...A...TUSI...Hiatus  ;D



 :)
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 01, 2011, 11:11:30 PM
 ;D


History Exam paper


Monotony meaning


Monotony means being married to the same person for all your life.
       
 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 03, 2011, 01:58:37 AM


Bau yahan par sab bikta hai


We have to wake up and decide



Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 03, 2011, 05:19:49 AM
 ;D


Ek ke saath Ek free

 ???


socho socho

 >:(


Dream car of 2007

 ;D

Petrol is so costly   ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 04, 2011, 12:23:16 AM
 ;D

Chan te likh deva nam tera, eh mera dil chahnda a. Par...

Ik te mera hath uthe tak nahi janda a
Dusra, Eh khayal dupehar nu aanda a.

Oye Chak de


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 04, 2011, 06:12:49 AM
 ;D


Ye na socho ki Bhagwan hamari dua fauran kubul kyun nahi karta, ye shukar karo ki Bhagwan hamare gunaho ki saza bhi fauran nahi deta.



 ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 05, 2011, 12:16:04 AM
 :'(


Arre o Pushpa i hate tears re!


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 05, 2011, 12:23:30 AM
 ;D

No One Will Manufacture a LOCK Without a KEY!
Similarly
GOD won't give Problems Without a Solution
So Defeat Ur Problems With Confidence.!
 "Gud morning"

 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 05, 2011, 03:57:04 AM
 ;D


When you develop the ability to listen to anything, unconditionally & without loosing your temper or self confidence, it means you are married !!!


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 05, 2011, 10:39:41 AM
 ;D


Rajinikanth doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is

Baba bless my Rajni Anna

 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 06, 2011, 12:14:21 AM
 ;D


ruk jaanaa naheen too kahee haar ke kaanto pe chal ke milenge saaye bahaar ke o raahee, o raahee

very very motivational song ... ;D  ;D


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 06, 2011, 08:26:19 AM
 ;D


Q: Which liquid becomes a solid on heating?


A: Idli Maavu



 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 06, 2011, 08:33:41 AM
 ;D


What is that rajnikanth can do..that we cant even think of doin it..?!
He can answer a missed call.!**


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 06, 2011, 08:42:10 AM
 ;D

If someone's call u and u want to irritate them...dnt answer the phone

just msg them saying Did u call me ?

my lizard Sis cracked this joke on me(those who are in forum for long know who she is)one day

i also cracked this joke on someone that day  ;D

Deva Sorry

 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 06, 2011, 09:34:37 AM

2+2=

do aur do kaa jod hameshaa chaar kahaan hotaa hai
soch samajhavaalo.n ko thodii naadaanii de maulaa


by Nida Fazli
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 07, 2011, 06:52:22 AM


Life is beautiful,but conditions apply


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 08, 2011, 10:04:44 AM
 ;D


Knock Knock



 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 09, 2011, 01:24:24 AM
 ;D


To live in favourable and non favourable conditions is 'PART OF LIFE' and to smile in all situations is 'ART OF LIFE'

Oye Koi Nahi Senorita Bade Bade Deshon Mein, Aisi Choti Choti Baatein Hoti Hai ...


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 09, 2011, 11:39:37 AM
Shot Gun Sinha bola

Jali ko aag kehte hai, bhuji ko raakh kehte hai..aur jis raakh se barood bane..use Vishwanath kehte hai!  ;D

wah wah

 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 10, 2011, 12:21:51 AM
   Veerabhadrappa and Channabasappa Best friends

If we could abolish our enemity and become friends

 ;D   ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 10, 2011, 12:28:01 AM
Should brothers be enemies or Friends

if ur enemies then u will have 2 roam as goats


“Oh, Shama and Tatya, you think that I have been deceived in this bargain. No. Listen to their story. In their former birth they were human beings and had the good fortune to be My companions and sit by My side. They were uterine brothers, loving each other at first, but later on, they became enemies. The elder brother was an idle fellow while the younger one was an active chap and earned a lot of money. The former became greedy and jealous and wanted to kill his brother and take away his money. They forgot thier fraternal relations and began to quarrel with each other. The elder brother resorted to many devices to kill his younger brother, but all of his attempts failed. Thus they became deadly enemies and finally on one occasion the elder gave a deadly blow with a big stick on the latter's head while the latter struck the former with an axe, with the result that both fell dead on the spot. As the result of their actions, they were both born as goats. As they passed by me, I at once recognized them. I remembered their past history. Taking pity on them I wanted to feed them and give them rest and comfort and for this reason I spent all the money for which you reprove me. As you did not like My bargain I sent them back to their shepherd." Such was Sai's love for the goats!

Bow to Shri Sai - Peace be to all


Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 10, 2011, 02:16:42 AM
 ;D

"Kem Cho" means "How are you?" in Gujarati language

Hum Mazay Main Hain jee


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Admin on June 10, 2011, 02:50:11 PM
GOod one Mai. keep them coming. BTW I did your joke about joining FB...I am not goonaa go anywhere...just not having time for some time but I hope I will be available soon whenever HE wishes  :)
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 10, 2011, 11:03:24 PM
 ;D

Haan Ravi gud 2 (See) u on the forum

Hope Shammi,Ramesh ji,Kavita di,Tana,Rajiv bhai,Raj bhai,Kannu,Nimmi,Vikram Anna,Sanjiv bhai nd Mona nd of course KeerthiSai..................... and others also join us back in the forum

I miss them all  :(


Bow to Shri Sai!
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 11, 2011, 10:49:38 AM
 ;D

Koi "ROKAR" Juda Hota Hai,

Koi "HASKAR" Juda Hota Hai,

Par,

Juda Hone ka "GUM" tab Hota Hai.

Jab, Koi kisi ka "HOKAR" Juda Hota hai

Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 11, 2011, 10:52:50 AM
 ;D


Fireworks .... ;D

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"



It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.



"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.



So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"



And that's when the fight started....

 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 11, 2011, 11:40:49 AM
 ;D

Girls wearing Blue  ;D


Guys wearing Pink   

Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 12, 2011, 10:18:46 AM
 ;D


Melanin

Filter


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 12, 2011, 11:44:27 AM
 ;D


Oye gud one............ if opportunity does not knock, build a door.....


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 13, 2011, 03:13:56 AM
 ;D

Oye  गब्बर सिंह ke ..... dolle sholle

Mar jawan Gud kha ke



 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 13, 2011, 03:20:15 AM
 ;D



" Dharti Sunheri Amber Neela Har Mousam Rangeela Aisa Des Hai Mera "


Hoy Hoy  

हड़िप्पा

 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 13, 2011, 09:23:53 AM
 ;D


Hai Ram, Kudiyon Ka Hai Zamaana

By God

India now ruled by Amma in south; Didi in east - Bhenji in North - Aunty in Delhi- Madam at Centr Abv All-  in Rashtrapati Bhavan- Its 'Womens World'...and Wife @ home


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 13, 2011, 08:50:39 PM
 ;D  hahahhahhahha


S.m.i.l.e.. gARDENERS


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 13, 2011, 09:00:07 PM
 ;D

Santa :mitran vheliyan di party to ghar late gya,
dostaan ne puchiya ke gharwali ne kuch kiha taan nhi,
.
.
.
Santa : nhi kuch jada nhi kiha eh 2 daand taan me kadwane hi si.


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 13, 2011, 09:38:36 PM
 ;D


Fresh Flowers are waiting for you,
Hot coffee waiting to taste your lips.
Sun,Birds,Cool Air,Rain all are Looking for You to open your eyes.
"GOOD MORNING".


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 13, 2011, 09:39:23 PM
 ;D


Teacher: Give me an example for Past, present and Future tense.


 Student: Mam I saw your daughter yesterday,


 I am loving her today,



 I will run away with her tomorrow.


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 13, 2011, 10:17:17 PM
PAA


" Teri Ada. Teri Hasi ... AURO se hai , bilkul Juda ..."
 

 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 14, 2011, 03:21:42 AM
 ;D


Train chal pyi, Santa - banta dove train de piche nathe,

Santa chad giya,
loka ne badi tareef kiti,
Santa thodi dur jan oh bad :O sh*t jis ne jana si oh taan piche hi reh gya, me taan os nu chadan aiya si.



 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 14, 2011, 03:29:39 AM
 ;D

Late decisions
are equal to
wrong judgements...
- Shakespeare..



 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 14, 2011, 03:31:54 AM
 ;D

Achiever words:
"I Never See What has been Done;
I Only See What Remains to be Done"


A nice proverb-
"There is no use of running fast
when you are on the wrong road..."
So, first choose a correct way In Ur Life!


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 14, 2011, 10:26:06 PM
 ;D

ANNA this one for u

Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way.

 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 14, 2011, 10:29:50 PM
 ;D


Paa ji tusi great ho


Sidhuisms  ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 16, 2011, 09:39:21 AM
 ;D


When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
 
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 16, 2011, 10:15:24 AM
 ;D



Ishq ishq ta har koi karde, par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi, ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu, Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi!!


Trp rating of forum is showing Bauji

http://forum.spiritualindia.org/does-sai-baba-support-love-marriage-t17021.0.html



 In this life, it is just not possible to find someone who will not hurt you... so go for someone who is worth the pain!!!


 ;D

Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 16, 2011, 12:44:27 PM
 ;D

For what is a garden if the gardener never comes near it?


If the Gardener is not in the Garden...where will he be in his room

 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: tanu_12 on June 19, 2011, 01:52:30 PM
;)

..........TELL THE TRUTH AND RUN....... :)

;)
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on June 27, 2011, 08:45:02 AM
 ;D


Fill the form in CAPITAL....buddhu DELHI AA GAYA


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: seniyajw on August 09, 2011, 03:48:25 AM
Dipika ji access yur sorry for the work of Yu JST been here I am, acting on behalf of Yu Yu dn't until you return ....
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on August 19, 2011, 10:04:27 AM

 ;D

ANNA this one for u

Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is ANNA, there is HOPE for India.

 hip Hip Hurray
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on August 19, 2011, 08:59:39 PM
---------------


Those who are too smart to engage in politics are
punished by being governed by those who are dumb



+++++++++
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on August 19, 2011, 09:05:01 PM
 ;D


Politically Incorrect ...Donations,Charity... ???



 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on August 19, 2011, 09:31:42 PM
 ;D


Rabb se aapki khushi mangte hain,
duaon mein aapki hansi mangte hain.
Sochte hain kya mange aapse?
Chalo, aapse aapki umar bhar ki dosti mangte hain




 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on August 19, 2011, 11:56:04 PM
 ;)

Who can make you cry  :'(


bolo


ONION

 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: PiyaSoni on August 20, 2011, 12:01:52 AM
OmSaiRam

Dipika ji nice to see yu again ..realy enjoy reading yur jokes  :)

Realy this one is so good aur koi rulaye na rulaye yeh jarur rulaya deta hai , muje to bahut he zyada  ;)

keep posting  ;D

Sai Samarth...........Shraddha Saburi
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: PiyaSoni on August 20, 2011, 12:11:12 AM
OMSaiRam

Great Dipika ji  ;)

Punjabiya de jaan vakhri  ;D

Sai Samarth...........Shraddha Saburi
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on August 21, 2011, 11:48:32 AM
 ;D

By God

What Is The Diff B/W Understand & Misunderstand.?
Friend Figure Aachuna Athu Understand!
Figure Friend Aachuna Athu Misunderstand..!

HAASA-MAKHAUL


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: pandu87 on August 21, 2011, 11:53:20 AM
A boy's facebook status during class:

i aM online

from class

comment from his teacher:

beta test me 0 mila hai aake dekhega ya tag kru..?? :p:p:pC
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: pandu87 on August 23, 2011, 11:20:54 AM
HEIGHT OF SOCIAL NETWORKING:

Teacher: where is your homework?
Boy: I uploaded it on facebook and I tagged you
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on August 24, 2011, 10:15:17 AM
 ;D

...What

arey yaar

 The world is the great gymnasium where we come to make ourselves strong! ahmmmmmmmm





 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: pandu87 on August 25, 2011, 10:33:33 AM
VALUE OF FACEBOOK...

Girl: I can do anything 4 u?

Boy: Will you die for me?
...
Girl: Yes.

......Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?

Girl: Go home Bro, ur mother might be getting worried...
  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on August 27, 2011, 06:00:14 AM
 ;D


When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay.

Let them go.

By: Ramesh Ramnani

 >:(
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on August 28, 2011, 08:08:53 AM
 :-X



it's been said that everlasting friends can go long periods of time without speaking and never question their friendship.These types of friends pick up like they just spoke yesterday, regardless of how long it has been or how far away they live, and they don't hold grudges.They understand that life is busy..but you will ALWAYS love them


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on August 28, 2011, 08:15:18 AM
 ;D


“We cannot learn real patience and tolerance from a guru or a friend. They can be practiced only when we come in contact with someone who creates unpleasant experiences. According to Shantideva, enemies are really good for us as we can learn a lot from them and build our inner strength."”
  Dalai Lama quotes


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on September 01, 2011, 10:00:03 AM
 ;D


 ;)  Optimists


 ?

Glass is half full


 ;D

Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: sateesh on September 03, 2011, 09:02:06 AM
Age appears to be best in some things.

Old wood best to burn.

Old books best to read.

Old rice best to eat

and

old friends best to keep...
Title: Re: Jokes keeps us going
Post by: Dipika on September 06, 2011, 03:01:21 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BjGx7Ceh_xA/SrEYjzRuAmI/AAAAAAAAH68/F3C0o015VpY/s1600/jun_14.jpg)


 ;D

Laughter and Love


from


My Master Sai baba...

 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: sateesh on September 07, 2011, 10:13:04 PM
MERI AATMA TUMHE HUMESHA SATAYEGI
.
.
.
daro mat.
.
.
.
yeh to bas MATHS ki full form hai aaj hi dhoondha.. :p
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 08, 2011, 07:49:53 AM
 ;D



"Tough times never last, tough people do" ;-)



 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 09, 2011, 03:11:29 AM
 ;D


Divinely Ordained..when 2 meet in life..

Rab di marji


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 09, 2011, 05:33:23 AM
 ;D



Sometimes ignorance is bliss


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 09, 2011, 08:36:35 AM
 ;D


SAMAY KA KHEL NIRALA RE BHAI

From Robber and Killer to Poet


once he was trying to rob Narada,Narada asked him will your family share the sin which ur doing due to robbery

The robber replied +vely,when he went home and asked his family,none agreed to bear the burden

He asked Narada ji for forgiveness and later he was divinely shown the path

Valmiki(one born out of anthills)

by SADHANA SHARMA


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 09, 2011, 08:42:28 AM



You will find no rest for the long years of Eternity For you killed a bird in love and unsuspecting


Valmiki


 >:(
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 09, 2011, 11:10:36 PM
 ;D


God will keep His promises to help His people

apne bhagat ki sunkar ter, kabhi na Sai lagaate der 



 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 10, 2011, 09:27:52 AM
 ;D


Saburi ka Phal meetha hota hai bhai


Shraddha and Saburi as BABA said



 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: saikripa.dimple on September 12, 2011, 02:33:19 AM
Never Under Estimate Anyone A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins(1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin?" The boy licked his cone and replied, *Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER *

Wow smart boy !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 13, 2011, 01:24:22 AM

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_D7WJge6Rb1A/S4pxGru2ItI/AAAAAAAAIzI/ThFT-BIhWi8/s400/sai+babaji+349.jpg)



Deepak Sai Mandir wala ya koi aur


Yeh soch le har baat ki data ko khabar hai


Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 13, 2011, 04:18:12 AM
 ;D


No Temples during Vedic period

only Yajnas and yaagaas


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 13, 2011, 08:57:38 AM
 ;D


Silence doesn't always mean yes. Sometimes it means I'm just tired of explaining to those who doesn't care to understand..



 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 13, 2011, 08:59:29 AM
 ;D


If you believe in dreaming, then dream till that dream comes true


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 13, 2011, 10:45:39 AM
 ;D



You don't need to explain your dreams. They belong to you



 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 15, 2011, 09:38:16 AM
;D



You don't need to explain your dreams. They belong to you

HaHa

 ;D


Ankhon Mein Hai Kalke Sapne Uchee Irade Hai Apne Haan Yaaroon Na Roko Mujhe Tum
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 15, 2011, 10:53:13 PM
 ;D


India against Corruption


aam aadmi vs  BAHOT BADE LOG+Aap khabar na chhapne ki fees batao!!



 ;D



Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 15, 2011, 10:57:29 PM
 ;D



Happy  Day!!



 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 15, 2011, 11:04:00 PM
 ;D



RIGHT MEANS ALWAYS LEAD TO RIGHT ENDS

cIaO


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 16, 2011, 12:09:33 AM
 ;D



Calmly look at the show of all things passing before you


Sai baba



 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: sateesh on September 16, 2011, 06:10:45 AM
Joke: SOFTWARE ENGINEERS!!


There was a good old barber in Bangalore. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:

I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service. Florist is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber he again refuses to take the money. The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is another "Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.

A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community service.

The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there......

Scroll down for answer... . . . . . . .. . . . ....

(Believe me it's worth it!!!!!!!!!!)
..

..

..

..

..

..

..

..

A Dozen Software engineers waiting for a free haircut... with Printouts of forwarded mail mentioning about free haircut.
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 16, 2011, 07:38:38 AM
 ;D


Happy Engineers Day to All

Double celebrations for them

 1+1=2


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Devbani on September 16, 2011, 08:55:42 AM
One day Manmohan Singh will retire and his autobiography will be called:
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"3 Mistakes of My Life: - 2G, 3G & Sonia G
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Devbani on September 16, 2011, 08:56:56 AM
Rajiv Gandhi Upar baithe achaanak hans diya...!
Indira Gandhi- Kyo hanse..?
Rajiv: Soniya ko fasaa ke Shaadi maine ki par bhugat bechara MANMOHAN SINGH raha hai...
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 16, 2011, 10:58:16 AM
 ;D


Welcome Devbani to Joker's gp

isse pehle aap kahan the...turner road


Thanks to Sateesh and Devbani for joining the gp


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Devbani on September 17, 2011, 04:03:13 AM
;D


Welcome Devbani to Joker's gp

isse pehle aap kahan the...turner road


Thanks to Sateesh and Devbani for joining the gp


 ;D


yahi the Dipika ji

and sach me bahut achha laga aakar
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Devbani on September 17, 2011, 04:06:27 AM
A nursery class

boy-  tu mele se shadi kalle

gal- nai

boy- pizzi kalle na

gal- nai

boy- mai tele ko ek dailymilk dunga

gal- vahi to....na....nonu se dailymilk kha chuki hu na!!!!

:)

 



Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Devbani on September 18, 2011, 02:59:59 AM
one day a prof was teaching in class

suddenly one student start walking

& left class

Prof-

yeh kahan gaya bulao usse

Stu-

sir usse neend me chalne ki aadat hai

:)
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Devbani on September 18, 2011, 03:01:10 AM
Teacher-  yeh jo tumhara pados me sath so raha hai jagao usse
               class me sota hai

Student- aapne sulaya hai aap hi jagao.
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 18, 2011, 07:22:22 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BjGx7Ceh_xA/SrEYjzRuAmI/AAAAAAAAH68/F3C0o015VpY/s1600/jun_14.jpg)


 ;D

Laughter and Love


from


My Master Sai baba...

 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 18, 2011, 07:38:31 AM
My apologies if anybody is hurt by jokes posted by me



SORRY


Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 18, 2011, 03:02:02 PM
 ;D

BABA if i crack jokes ur devotees are objecting,sorry Mavsibai and BABA

..........................


Hemadpant, now describes another witty incident, in which Sai Baba played a peace-maker's part. There was one devotee by name Damodar Ghanashyama Babare alias Anna Chinchanikar. He was simple, rough and straightforward. He cared for nobody, always spoke plainly and carried all dealings in cash. Though he looked outwardly harsh and uncompromising, he was good natured and guileless. So Sai Baba loved him. One day, like others serving Sai Baba in their own way, this Anna was, one noon standing prone and was shampooing the left arm of Sai Baba, which rested on the kathada (railing). On the right side, one old widow named Venubai Koujalgi whom Sai Baba called mother and all others Mavsibai, was serving Sai Baba in her own way. This Mavsibai was an elderly woman of pure heart. She clasped the fingers of both her hands round the trunk of Sai Baba and was at this time kneading Sai Baba's abdomen. She did this so forcibly that Sai Baba's back and abdomen became flat (one) and Sai Baba moved from side to side. Anna on the other side was steady, but Mavsibai's face moved up and down with her strokes. Once it so happened that her face came very close to Anna's. Being of a witty disposition she remarked - "Oh, this Anna is a lewd (bad) fellow, he wants to kiss me. Even being so old with grey hair he feels no shame in kissing me." These words enraged Anna and he pulled up his sleeves and said - "You say that I am an old bad fellow, am I quite a fool? It is you that have picked up a quarrel and are quarreling with me". All the persons, present there were enjoying this encounter between them. Sai Baba Who loved both of them equally and wanted to pacify them, managed the affair very skillfully. Lovingly He said - "Oh Anna, why are you unnecessarily raising this hue and cry? I do not understand what harm or impropriety is there, when the mother is kissed?" Hearing these words of Sai Baba, both of them were satisfied and all the persons laughed merrily and enjoyed Sai Baba's wit to their heart's content.

SORRY  ;D

Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 19, 2011, 04:23:22 AM
 ;D


TOPIC lOCKED


GO


po in tamil


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Admin on September 19, 2011, 06:20:56 AM
:)



BABA bless all Jyoti's

hahahaha    ;D


Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM

Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 19, 2011, 08:24:18 AM
  ;D


how easily puppies make human friends  ;D



Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 19, 2011, 09:06:23 PM
 ;D

AB :So many Tom Sawyers white washing the fence

how Polly Aunty will know who white washed her fence


 ;D


Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 20, 2011, 09:36:31 AM


HE who raises the storm,calms it too


Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: PiyaSoni on September 23, 2011, 06:04:14 AM
पिंकी ," इस ड्रेस की कीमत क्या है ?"

 दुकानदार , "1500 रुपये !"

पिंकी , " ऊफ्फ ! और इस पिंक ड्रेस की ?"

दुकानदार , " डबल ऊफ्फ !"  :D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 24, 2011, 09:31:43 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BjGx7Ceh_xA/SrEYjzRuAmI/AAAAAAAAH68/F3C0o015VpY/s1600/jun_14.jpg)


 ;D

Laughter and Love


from


My Master Sai baba...

 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: sateesh on September 24, 2011, 10:32:30 AM
;D


Welcome Devbani to Joker's gp

isse pehle aap kahan the...turner road


Thanks to Sateesh and Devbani for joining the gp


 ;D


omsairam

we should thank u Dipika for this Topic :)
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: sateesh on September 24, 2011, 10:34:12 AM
Chennai to Bangalore = 350 kms
Bangalore to Chennai = 350 kms

Ground Floor to 15th Floor = 15 floors
15th Floor to Ground Floor = 15 floors

Monday to Sunday = 6 days
Sunday to Monday = 1 day

This is cheating!!!!!
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 24, 2011, 01:07:51 PM
 ;D


Oye gift of the hour


Reverie


Plenitude of the soul

 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 25, 2011, 07:06:53 AM
 ;D


PAHARA(Mountains)

TE

PAGDANDIYA(small paths)



 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 25, 2011, 12:55:33 PM
 ;D ;D


Gabbar se kaun darta hai

ask Rohit nd Veeru


 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: sateesh on September 26, 2011, 01:33:10 AM
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Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: PiyaSoni on September 26, 2011, 03:06:16 AM
डॉक्टर साहिब आपकी फीस बहुत ज्यादा है '

डॉक्टर - रिआयत कर दूंगा ! रोज़ आया करो !"
  ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: PiyaSoni on September 26, 2011, 03:10:19 AM
Ek aadmi sadhu se bola,

Meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaya batayien na sadhu ji… :(



Aur phir sadhu ghusse me bole, >:(

Abe saale upaya hota to main sadhu kyu banta.. :D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: PiyaSoni on September 26, 2011, 03:14:52 AM
Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. :(


Circuit : Aey Bhai !!! aap to khud doctor ho.  ???
Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai...... :D ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Devbani on September 26, 2011, 06:42:17 AM
My apologies if anybody is hurt by jokes posted by me



SORRY




never

I really like this page,,,

please keep it up

sai bless u
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 26, 2011, 09:53:03 AM
 ;D


In love Beggar and King are =



 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 26, 2011, 09:55:59 AM
 ;D


Banjara Hills



 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: saikripa.dimple on September 27, 2011, 01:45:17 AM
Mit jayega gunaaho ka ehsaas duniya se,,,,,,,,,,,,  Aa jaye agar yakeen
Kii.....................

Koi dekh raha hai !!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on September 27, 2011, 08:39:26 PM
 ;D


By God love when Shammi ji screams Yahoooooooooooooooooooooo



 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on December 23, 2011, 12:11:07 AM
:)


Oye Hoye

Some people spend their whole life trying to be perfect , others are born PUNJABI !!!

by Dr Ohri


Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on December 27, 2011, 03:06:22 AM
   


             with Munni   ;D

             - Munni        :'(     
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on December 27, 2011, 09:26:18 AM
ASS

Agar MEHNAT ki qadar hoti to gadhe sabse izzatdaar hote



Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on December 27, 2011, 10:48:26 AM

Marketing Concepts Examples for MBA Students
 
A Professor Explained Marketing to MBA Students
 
1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me - That’s – Direct Marketing.
 
2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He’ is very rich, marry him - That’s Advertising.
 
3. Girl walks to you & says u are rich, can u marry me? - “That’s Brand Recognition“
 
4. You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps you - “That’s Customer Feedback“
 
5. You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband - “That’s Demand & Supply Gap“
 
6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, you wife arrives - That’s Restriction from Entering New Market.

 ;D
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Pratap Nr.Mishra on December 28, 2011, 12:14:02 AM


साईं राम दीपिकाजी

पहले तो आपकी प्रखर सोच और बुद्धिमता के लिए तहे दिल से धन्यबाद | बाबा के इस मंच को अपने कितनी सहजता और सरलता से हुल्लड़ मुरादाबादी और काका हाथरसी के मंच के समकालीन बना दिया. मंच में आने के पश्च्यात पता ही नहीं चल रहा था की मै एक अध्यात्मिक मंच में आया हूँ या किसी हास्य कवी सम्मेलन में. आपकी “चुटकुले और मनोवैज्ञानिक नैतिक वातावरण” शीर्षक से भी बहुत प्रभावित हुआ.  आपके चुटकुले से क्षमा करियेगा  न तो मुझे कोई मन की शांति मिली न ही आनंद का अनुभव हुआ.  बाबा के फोरम में आने का तात्पर्य अशांत मन को शांत करना और अपने अन्दर छिपे हुए साईं को जानने का प्रयास करना ही मेरे अनुसार होता है. खुद को बाबा के चरणों के समीप लाने का एक प्रयास जिसमे फोरम इस भौतिकता के वातावरण में एक ससक्त माध्यम का कार्य करता है. फोरम को इसलिए ही शायद द्वारकामाई या साईं का मंदिर कहते है. यहाँ हर एक साईं प्रेमी किसी न किसी प्रकार की व्याधियो से ग्रसित होकर बाबा से उसके समाधान की याचना करने आता है . आपके इस प्रकार के हल्के-फुल्के फूहड़ चुटकुलों को पढके न तो उसको मन की शांति ही मिल सकती है और न ही कोई खुसी.

आपसे मेरा विनीत अनुरोध है की आप इन चुटकुलों की जगह अगर कुछ ऐसी बातो से हमें रूबरू करवाने का कष्ट करेंगी जिससे बाबा के बारे में कुछ और अधिक जानने की व्याकुलता बढ़ सके और हम अपनी श्रधा और सबुरी को ओर अधिक द्रढ़ करने में सफल हो सके.  . अनर्थक बातो को पोस्ट करने की जगह अगर सार्थक बातो से फोरम को अलंकृत करेंगी तो हम जैसे अज्ञानी भी कुछ ज्ञान अर्जन कर पाएंगे.

इस फोरम को केवल मेल चेटिंग या फेस बुक की तरह न समझते हुए बाबा का मंदिर  ही हमलोग समझे तो मंदिर आने का उदेश्य पूर्ण होगा,

शायद आप ये  सोचे की बाबा भी बहुत विनोद प्रिय थे. मै एक बात अवश्य कहना चाहूँगा कि जीव को परमात्मा की प्रकृति से कोई तुलना ही नहीं की जा सकती क्योकि उनका हर कार्य एक  लीला से जुड़ा होता है जो जीव को प्रगति के मार्ग में ले जाता है. .

साईं राम
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on December 28, 2011, 12:34:40 AM
 ;D OMSAIRAM!Pratapji i am Sorry if ur offended by my Post

in Shri Sai Satcharitra also Mavsi Maa teases an old man in front of BABA.

How BABA handled such cases with laughter.

Hemadpant, now describes another witty incident, in which Baba played a peace-maker's part. There was one devotee by name Damodar Ghanashyama Babare alias Anna Chinchanikar. He was simple, rough and straightforward. He cared for nobody, always spoke plainly and carried all dealings in cash. Though he looked outwardly harsh and uncompromising, he was good natured and guileless. So Sai Baba loved him. One day, like others serving Baba in their own way, this Anna was, one noon standing prone and was shampooing the left arm of Baba, which rested on the kathada (railing). On the right side, one old widow named Venubai Koujalgi whom Baba called mother and all others Mavsibai, was serving Baba in her own way. This Mavsibai was an elderly woman of pure heart. She clasped the fingers of both her hands round the trunk of Baba and was at this time kneading Baba's abdomen. She did this so forcibly that Baba's back and abdomen became flat (one) and Baba moved from side to side. Anna on the other side was steady, but Mavsibai's face moved up and down with her strokes. Once it so happened that her face came very close to Anna's. Being of a witty disposition she remarked - "Oh, this Anna is a lewd (bad) fellow, he wants to kiss me. Even being so old with grey hair he feels no shame in kissing me." These words enraged Anna and he pulled up his sleeves and said - "You say that I am an old bad fellow, am I quite a fool? It is you that have picked up a quarrel and are quarreling with me". All the persons, present there were enjoying this encounter between them. Baba Who loved both of them equally and wanted to pacify them, managed the affair very skillfully. Lovingly He said - "Oh Anna, why are you unnecessarily raising this hue and cry? I do not understand what harm or impropriety is there, when the mother is kissed?" Hearing these words of Baba, both of them were satisfied and all the persons laughed merrily and enjoyed Baba's wit to their heart's content.

Baba allowed His devotees to serve Him in their own way, and did not like any other persons interfering in this. To quote an instance, the same Mavsibai was on another occasion, kneading Baba's abdomen. Seeing the fury and force used by her, all the other devotees felt nervous and anxious. They said, "Oh mother, be more considerate and moderate, otherwise you will break Baba's arteries and nerves". At this Baba got up at once from His seat, dashed His satka on the ground. He got enraged and His eyes became red like a live charcoal. None dared to stand before or face Baba. Then He took hold of one end of the Satka with both hands and pressed it in the hollow of his abdomen. The other end He fixed to the post and began to press His abdomen against it. The satka which was about two or three feet in length seemed all to go into the abdomen and the people feared that the abdomen would be ruptured in a short time. The post was fixed and immovable and Baba began to go closer and closer to it and clasped the post firmly. Every moment the rupture was expected, and they were all dismayed, did not know what to do, and stood dumb with wonder and fear. Baba suffered this ordeal for the sake of His Bhakta. The other devotees wanted only to give a hint to the Mavsibai to be moderate in her service and not cause any trouble or pain to Baba. This they did with good intention, but Baba did not brook even this. They were surprised to see that their well-intentioned effort had resulted in this catastrophe; and they could do nothing but to wait and see. Fortunately, Baba's rage soon cooled down. He left the satka and resumed His seat. From this time onward, the devotees took the lesson that they should not meddle with anybody but allow him to serve Baba as the chooses, as He was capable to gauge the merits and worth of the service rendered unto Him.


http://www.saibabaofshirdi.net/satcharita/sai24.html

SORRY no offence to any1.

Pratapji i would request you to share jokes with all of us and one more thing i dnt know how to type in Hindi.

We will learn from your jokes


Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: ShAivI on December 28, 2011, 01:14:09 AM
ॐ साईं राम प्रताप जी,

आपके  इन अभिप्राय से में पूरी तरह से सहमत हु. हर बात करने का एक सही स्थान और मंच होता है.
 यह बाते मुझे भी और अन्य कई साई प्रेमियों को भी महसूस हो रही थी पर एक झिझक की वजह से कोई कहा नहीं पा रहे थे.
आपने जो बे झिझक इस बात को फोरम में रखा इसलिए धन्यवाद.

में भी काफी दिनों से इस बात को महसूस कर रही हु की यह पावन द्वारका माई को कुछ साईं प्रेमोयों के लिए एक साधारण
 सा फोरम जैसे (social netwroking ka facebook )  इन्तेमाल कर रहे है, जो बिलकुल सही नहीं है. यहाँ इस
पवित्र द्वारका मई में आने का हर मनुष्य का उद्धेश्य  शांति और बाबा के प्रति अगाध भक्ति के लिए प्रेरित होना और
 अन्य सभी साईं भक्तो को प्रेरित करना है.

जैसे प्रताप जी आपने कहा वैसे बाबा भी विनोद प्रिय ही थे, और उनके विनोद्ता में अवश्य कुछ न कुछ उनकी लीला और
 हम सब के लिए एक सन्देश जुडी हुई थी. तो क्यों न हम भी यह कोशिश करे और  इस तरह के विनोद प्रिय पोस्ट करे
ताकि इस पवित्र द्वारका मई के अन्य साईं प्रेमियों को एक सकारात्मक सोच और अशांत मन को शांति मिले,

आशा है, आपकी और मेरी इस सोच को सभी साईं प्रेमी सकारात्मक तरीके से लेने की कोशिश करेंगे,

धन्यवाद प्रताप जी,

जय साईं राम!
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on December 28, 2011, 02:02:05 AM
OMSAIRAM!Dear Devotees when this forum started in 2004 we had started Topics.


As lot many of the devotees were facing tough times,to make them smile this Topic i started.


If u see old Posts you will see we used to have a healthy atmosphere in the forum.


 ;D


If one dsnt feel like reading it Plz dnt read,there are lot many Topics on forum which you may enjoy reading.

Metta to All


Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM






Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on December 28, 2011, 02:02:50 AM
Om Sai Ram....

Oye hoye Dipika............. ;) :D ;D :P :P :P

Dekh lae PUNJABIYAAN DI SHAAN VAKHRI~~~~ :-* :P :P :P ::) ::) ;D :D ;) :)

Jai Sai Ram...

Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Pratap Nr.Mishra on December 28, 2011, 03:56:02 AM


साईं राम दीपिकाजी

मेरा आपको लिखने का उदेश्य आपको किसी भी तरह से दोषारोपण करने या आपकी भावनाओ को आहत करने का नहीं  था. एक साधारण से साईं सदश्य होने के नाते मेरे जो विचार थे उससे आपको अवगत करना था. आपको पूरी तरह से स्वाधीनता है कि आपको जो भी अच्छा प्रतीत होता है लिखिए या बोलिए. अगर आप को लगता है कि आपके इन चुटकुलों से फोरम में आये हुए साईं प्रेमिओ को मन कि संतुष्टि और शांति मिलती है तो अवश्य करिये कारण सभी का उदेश्य भी यही सेवार्थ कार्य को करना ही है.

दीपिकाजी मेरा उदेश्य किसी समुदाय को चिन्हित करना नहीं था और न ही है. साईं का दरबार सभी समुदाय और जाति के लिए है न कि किसी विशेष्य वर्ग के लिए. मैंने न ही ऐसा कुछ आपको अनुचित कहा था जिससे आपकी आन ,बान और शान को धक्का पंहुचा हो. अगर आपको ऐसा प्रतीत होता हो या आप समझती हो तो मुझे खेद है.

आपने सही ही कहा है कि जिसको  पढना है तो पढ़े वरना न पढ़े. दीपिकाजी वेसे भी मुझे जिस गली को जाना नहीं होता ,पता पूछने का कष्ट नहीं करता. ये तो फोरम था जिस वजह से गलती से गलत गली में प्रवेश कर गया. इस अनाधिकार प्रवेश के लिए दुखी हूँ.

आपसे अनुरोध है कि जो भी आपको उचित महसूस होता है अवश्य करिये और इस विषय को यही समाप्त करने का कष्ट करिये. दोषारोपनो से शांति का दरबार भी अशांति में तब्दील हो जाता है.

साईं राम   
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on December 28, 2011, 04:59:52 AM
OMSAIRAM!Mishraji why so many Laughter clubs are starting,have you wondered.

Kids laugh 400 times in a day whereas we adults maybe 15 times so says a survey.


Today Laughter moment is widely accepted.


Laughter and Smile heals us   ;D

If i can bring :) 2 sm1's face i will be 2 happy  ;D


Khush raho aap and all


 ;D


Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM

Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on December 29, 2011, 03:53:50 AM
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Being of a witty disposition she remarked - "Oh, this Anna is a lewd (bad) fellow, he wants to kiss me. Even being so old with grey hair he feels no shame in kissing me." These words enraged Anna and he pulled up his sleeves and said - "You say that I am an old bad fellow, am I quite a fool? It is you that have picked up a quarrel and are quarreling with me". All the persons, present there were enjoying this encounter between them. Baba Who loved both of them equally and wanted to pacify them, managed the affair very skillfully. Lovingly He said - "Oh Anna, why are you unnecessarily raising this hue and cry? I do not understand what harm or impropriety is there, when the mother is kissed?" Hearing these words of Baba, both of them were satisfied and all the persons laughed merrily and enjoyed Baba's wit to their heart's content.


 ;D

Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM

Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on December 29, 2011, 04:26:57 AM
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BABA witty devotees not allowed to crack jokes in Dwarkamai



Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on December 29, 2011, 11:23:33 AM
OMSAIRAM!Ravi bhai and Mods Pls Lock this Topic as some devotees are Objecting.

May BABA bless all with happiness  ;D


Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on December 31, 2011, 11:25:30 AM
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Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM


Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on January 16, 2012, 05:56:30 AM
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Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM




BABA we cant crack jokes with our Sai Parivaar,we must go elsewhere and crack jokes.
It explains why devotees come to this forum for getting Solace when they r faced with trials.
They dont invite Sai bhaktas to their wedding,but want them to pray for them.

Thanks BABA for enlightening this poor soul

Sai baba let your holy lotus feet be our sole refuge.OMSAIRAM
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: hanushasai on January 16, 2012, 08:52:35 AM
There is time of everything. Time to Smile. Time to Cry. Time of Pain and sufferings. Time of laughing and Joy.  Smile on the face but pain in the eyes. For some the whole life is a pain But for some even the death is door of eternal joy. Baba never interrupt, who wants to cry, can cry placing his head on baba’s holy feet. Who wants to smile and laugh Baba let it be. Life keeps on going like this and when one comes out of state of his emotions, then baba makes him realize what is real and what is just shadow. Unconditional Everlasting  Peace and Joy !

Jai Sai Ram !
Title: Re: Jokes and Sociomoral atmosphere
Post by: Dipika on April 01, 2012, 07:55:55 AM
omsairam!i got a call from a Sai devotee asking me what is DM


i told her sm1 calls Dwarkamai as DM


BABA bless all in our Dwarkamai


kyon BABA