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PiyaSoni
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Kanjus: Aap kya Lenge,Thanda ya Garam ?
manu : Dono hi Mangwado
Kanjus: Sunti ho Do Glass Pani le Aana. Ek Freezer se aur Dusra Gezer se
Ha...Ha.
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Patient
: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.
Doctor
: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai
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Nurse
-Udas kyu bethe he Sir ?
Darbar Doctor
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Dopahar ko jiska operation kiya tha who mar gaya !
Nurse
- Sir woh operation nahi POSTMORTEM tha
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elephant to ant
elephant-kahan jaa rahi ho?
ant-dress silwane.
elephant-kapda bache to mere liye bhi kuch silwalena
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Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…
Guess where he took her….
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Petrol pump!!!
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Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.
Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.
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Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2
Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar : To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba : 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar : Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba : Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do..
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Omsairam
Dipika ji sorry for getting involve in yur work as yu were not here i am jst working on behalf of yu till yu dn't come back ....
baba bless yu always
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Ladkiwale Ladke ke Ghar aaye aur pucha :-" Ladka kuch karta Bhi hai..??
ladke Ki Maa Han ji ....!
75 Rs .main poore 15000 Sms karta hai...
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Raat ko sohar aur biwi soo rahe they. Ek dam se biwi ko sohar ki awaaz aayi, biwi uth kar sohar se poocha, “kya baat hai?”
Sohar ne bataaya, “ke meri kameez zameen par gir pari thi”
Biwi ne kaha ke, “toh itna shor kyun machaya”
Sohar bola, “ke uss kameez mein main bhi tha!!!”
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Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad).....
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe
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Teacher: duniya ke sabse puraana praani kaunsi hai?
Student: zebra hai sir
Teacher: kaise:
Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na
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विनोद :- ( अपने फ्रेंड अजय से ) यार जरा तुम्हारे सुखी संसार का राज तो बताओ. जब देखो तब तुम्हारे घर से तुम्हारी और तुम्हारे बीवी की हसने की आवाजे आती रहती है
अजय :- अरे काहे का खाक सुखी संसार, जब देखो तब उसे गुस्सा आता है. और जब उसे गुस्सा आता है ता वह सरे बर्तन मुजे फ़ेंक के मरती है. अगर निशाना सही हुवा तो वो हंसती है और अगर निशाना गलत हुवा तो मई हँसता हूँ .
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HEEEEEEE...OOPS...hI...A...TUSI...Hiatus
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साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम
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History Exam paper
Monotony meaning
Monotony means being married to the same person for all your life.
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