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Re: Jokes keeps us going
« Reply #75 on: May 18, 2011, 06:33:31 AM »
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  •  ;D Kanjus:  Aap kya Lenge,Thanda ya Garam ?

    manu : Dono hi Mangwado

    Kanjus: Sunti ho Do Glass Pani le Aana. Ek Freezer se aur Dusra Gezer se

    Ha...Ha. ;D
    "नानक नाम चढदी कला, तेरे पहाणे सर्वद दा भला "

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    Re: Jokes keeps us going
    « Reply #76 on: May 19, 2011, 02:49:58 AM »
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  • Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.

    Doctor
    : dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai  ;D

     
    "नानक नाम चढदी कला, तेरे पहाणे सर्वद दा भला "

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    Re: Jokes keeps us going
    « Reply #77 on: May 20, 2011, 02:44:20 AM »
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  • Nurse-Udas kyu bethe he Sir ?

    Darbar Doctor -
    Dopahar ko jiska operation kiya tha who mar gaya !

    Nurse- Sir woh operation nahi POSTMORTEM tha ;D ;D


    "नानक नाम चढदी कला, तेरे पहाणे सर्वद दा भला "

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    « Reply #78 on: May 21, 2011, 12:42:36 AM »
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  • elephant to ant

    elephant-kahan jaa rahi ho?

    ant-dress silwane.

    elephant-kapda bache to mere liye bhi kuch silwalena  ;D  ;D
    "नानक नाम चढदी कला, तेरे पहाणे सर्वद दा भला "

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    Re: Jokes keeps us going
    « Reply #79 on: May 25, 2011, 01:23:00 AM »
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  • Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji…. :)

    Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…



    Guess where he took her….
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    Petrol pump!!! ;D ;D
    "नानक नाम चढदी कला, तेरे पहाणे सर्वद दा भला "

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    Re: Jokes keeps us going
    « Reply #80 on: May 26, 2011, 12:29:48 AM »
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  • Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.

    Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.



    Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon. ;D ;D
    "नानक नाम चढदी कला, तेरे पहाणे सर्वद दा भला "

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    « Reply #81 on: May 27, 2011, 12:42:24 AM »
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  • Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
    Sambha : Sardar 2

    Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
    Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai



    Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
    Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

    Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
    Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata


    Gabbar : To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate? ???
    Samba : 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.

    Gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai? ???
    Samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.

    Gabbar : Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
    Samnba : Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do.. :'(
     
    "नानक नाम चढदी कला, तेरे पहाणे सर्वद दा भला "

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    Re: Jokes keeps us going
    « Reply #82 on: May 27, 2011, 06:32:41 AM »
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  • Omsairam

    Dipika ji sorry for getting involve in yur work as yu were not here i am jst working on behalf of yu till yu dn't come back .... :)

    baba bless yu always
    "नानक नाम चढदी कला, तेरे पहाणे सर्वद दा भला "

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    Re: Jokes keeps us going
    « Reply #83 on: May 27, 2011, 11:49:29 PM »
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  • Ladkiwale Ladke ke Ghar aaye aur pucha :-" Ladka kuch karta Bhi hai..??

    ladke Ki Maa Han ji ....!

    75 Rs .main poore 15000 Sms karta hai... ;D
    "नानक नाम चढदी कला, तेरे पहाणे सर्वद दा भला "

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    « Reply #84 on: May 27, 2011, 11:53:24 PM »
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  • Raat ko sohar aur biwi soo rahe they. Ek dam se biwi ko sohar ki awaaz aayi, biwi uth kar sohar se poocha, “kya baat hai?”  ???

    Sohar ne bataaya, “ke meri kameez zameen par gir pari thi”



    Biwi ne kaha ke, “toh itna shor kyun machaya”  ???

    Sohar bola, “ke uss kameez mein main bhi tha!!!” ;D ;D
    "नानक नाम चढदी कला, तेरे पहाणे सर्वद दा भला "

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    Re: Jokes keeps us going
    « Reply #85 on: May 30, 2011, 12:22:16 AM »
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  • Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
    Patient: teek hai doctor

    (ek hafte ke baad).....

    Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?  ???
    Patient: nahi doctor.

    Doctor: kyu nahi?  ::)
    Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe  ;D ;D
    "नानक नाम चढदी कला, तेरे पहाणे सर्वद दा भला "

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    « Reply #86 on: May 30, 2011, 12:24:18 AM »
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  • Teacher: duniya ke sabse puraana praani kaunsi hai?  ???

    Student: zebra hai sir

    Teacher: kaise:  ???

    Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na
      ;D ;D
    "नानक नाम चढदी कला, तेरे पहाणे सर्वद दा भला "

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    Re: Jokes keeps us going
    « Reply #87 on: May 31, 2011, 12:13:42 AM »
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  • विनोद :- ( अपने फ्रेंड अजय से ) यार जरा तुम्हारे सुखी संसार का राज तो बताओ. जब देखो तब तुम्हारे घर से तुम्हारी और तुम्हारे बीवी की हसने की आवाजे आती रहती है  ???

    अजय :- अरे काहे का खाक सुखी संसार, जब देखो तब उसे गुस्सा आता है. और जब उसे गुस्सा आता है ता वह सरे बर्तन मुजे फ़ेंक के मरती है. अगर निशाना सही हुवा तो वो हंसती है और अगर निशाना गलत हुवा तो मई हँसता हूँ .
    ;D
    "नानक नाम चढदी कला, तेरे पहाणे सर्वद दा भला "

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    Re: Jokes keeps us going
    « Reply #88 on: May 31, 2011, 04:11:51 PM »
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    HEEEEEEE...OOPS...hI...A...TUSI...Hiatus  ;D



     :)
    साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम


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    Re: Jokes keeps us going
    « Reply #89 on: June 01, 2011, 11:11:30 PM »
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  •  ;D


    History Exam paper


    Monotony meaning


    Monotony means being married to the same person for all your life.
           
     ;D
    साईं बाबा अपने पवित्र चरणकमल ही हमारी एकमात्र शरण रहने दो.ॐ साईं राम


    Dipika Duggal

     


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