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Offline Ramesh Ramnani

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JAI SAI RAM!!!

A king, passing through a small town, saw what he took to be indications of amazing marksmanship. On trees, barns and fences there were many bull’s-eyes, each with a bullet hole in the exact center. He could not believe his eyes. It was almost a miracle of achievement. He himself was a good marksman and had known many great marksmen life, but never seen anything like this. He wanted to meet the expert shot. It turned out to be a madman. “This is sensational! How in the world do you do it?” he asked the madman. “I am a good shot too, but cannot compare to your skill. Please tell me!”

“Easy as pie!” said the madman, laughing uproariously. “I shoot first and draw the circles in later!”

OM SAI RAM!!!
अपना साँई प्यारा साँई सबसे न्यारा अपना साँई - रमेश रमनानी

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जय सांई राम

एक माँ ने अपने पुत्र से, जो कि कक्षा 10 का छात्र था, एक प्रश्न किया -
"तमसो मा ज्योतिर्गमय... संस्कृत के इस सद् वाक्य का अर्थ बता सकते हो।"
रात का समय था, संयोग से बिजली भी चली गयी और अंधेरा छा गया।
पुत्र बोला - "हाँ, क्यों नहीं माँ, बहुत आसान है, इसका अर्थ है कि -
माँ, तुम सो जाओ, (तमसो मा) बिजली चली गयी है (ज्योतिर्गमय) "
माता ने झल्ला कर कहा, "तुझे कुछ नहीँ मालूम, कल ठीक से पढ़ कर बताना"

अगले दिन दोपहर का समय था -
माँ - "क्यों बेटा, अब पढ़ लिया, अब तो बताओ कि तमसो मा ज्योतिर्गमय का क्या अर्थ है"
पुत्र - "हाँ, कल कुछ ग़लती हो गयी थी, इसका अर्थ है -
माँ, तुम सो जाओ (तमसो मा), मैं ज्योति के साथ जा रहा हूँ (ज्योतिर्गमय) "
                     
अपना सांई प्यारा सांई सबसे न्यारा अपना सांई

ॐ सांई राम।।।
अपना साँई प्यारा साँई सबसे न्यारा अपना साँई - रमेश रमनानी

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जय सांई राम

Don't Worry Ravi Bhai....तुम्हारी ज्योति कंही नही जा सकती रवि (सूरज) को छोड़ के :D।    सूरज के बिना ज्योति :-* का क्या काम ना? ;)                   
अपना सांई प्यारा सांई सबसे न्यारा अपना सांई

ॐ सांई राम।।।
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OM SAI RAM...

JOKES :D :) :D

SARDAR: Kal jo shampoo maine liya  tha uska tumne mujhe FREE GIFT nahi diya....
SHOPKEEPER : Us par toh koi free gift tha he nahi....
SARDAR :Pagal smjha hai kya ???????? us par likha hai " DANDRUFF FREE".. !!!


  :-* :D  :)  :D  :)  :D  :-*



SANTA Saw REPORT CARD  of his son & said " itne kam marks CHHITTAR(chaple) marne chaiyen "
SON : Haanji papa ji chalo chale mujhe us teacher ka ghar bhi pata hai..... :D :) :D


  :-* :) :D :) :D :)  :-*

TEACHER : SANTA wgere were u born ???
SANTA : THIRUVANANTHAPURAM...
TEACHER : Can u spell it ????
SANTA ( After thinking ): I think i was born in GOA... :)


  :-* :D :) :D :) :D  :-*


~~~~ :-* NOT ALL SARDARS ARE DUM  :-*...!!!! :-*~~~~~~

JAI SAI RAM...
"लोका समस्ता सुखिनो भवन्तुः
ॐ शन्तिः शन्तिः शन्तिः"

" Loka Samasta Sukino Bhavantu
Aum ShantiH ShantiH ShantiH"~~~

May all the worlds be happy. May all the beings be happy.
May none suffer from grief or sorrow. May peace be to all~~~

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OM SAI RAM....


Our Sardar, :D

one day is at the railway station.He asks one man
"When will Rajdhani Express go from here"?
Man Replies 12.30.
"When will Punjab Express go from here"?
Man Replies 10.30.
"When will Deccan Queen go from here"?
Man Replies 12.30.
Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not.

Sardar replies, "NO. I only want to cross the tracks!"

 :D :D :) :) :D :D

JAI SAI RAM...
"लोका समस्ता सुखिनो भवन्तुः
ॐ शन्तिः शन्तिः शन्तिः"

" Loka Samasta Sukino Bhavantu
Aum ShantiH ShantiH ShantiH"~~~

May all the worlds be happy. May all the beings be happy.
May none suffer from grief or sorrow. May peace be to all~~~

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JAI SAI RAM!!!

Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good - mostly As and a couple of Bs.

However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Nina is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit."
Nina's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back: "Please let me know if your idea works on Nina, because I would like to try it out on her mother."

OM SAI RAM!!!
अपना साँई प्यारा साँई सबसे न्यारा अपना साँई - रमेश रमनानी

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Jai Sai Ram. Hare Krsna.
Wonderful humor..just when I needed it. Keep it going ..!!!
Om Sai Ram !

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"Abandon all varieties of religion and just surrender unto Me. I shall deliver you from all sinful reactions. Do not fear."

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JAI SAI RAM!!!

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. :D :D :D

OM SAI RAM!!!
अपना साँई प्यारा साँई सबसे न्यारा अपना साँई - रमेश रमनानी

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HILARIOUS.THANKS FOR SHARING.
MAY BABA BLESS US ALL.
Sushma Komandur.

 He who casts aside his egoism and thanks HIM (GOD)
 and he who trusts HIM (GOD) entirely will have his
shackles removed and will obtain Liberation".-Shr Sai Baba

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JAI SAI RAM!!!

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.  "Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"  "Wrong number," replied the girl.

OM SAI RAM!!!
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JAI SAI RAM!!!

IT IS NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED IN AMERICA.

An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan  officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely,but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000".

The Indian replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return".

Ah, the mind of the Indian...

This is why India is shining...!!!

OM SAI RAM!!!
अपना साँई प्यारा साँई सबसे न्यारा अपना साँई - रमेश रमनानी

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OM SAI RAM...

  :-*  :D LAUGHTER TIME  :D :-*..........


WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A LION ROARS THRICE????????


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THINK

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ANY GUESS?????

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OK , I WILL TELL U.....

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TOM & JERRY CARTOON BEGINS!!!!! :D :D :D



                                                  :D :) :-* :D :) :-*



PARVEZ MUSHAFAR : JAB MAIN PAIDA HUA THA TAB MILITARY WALO NAE 51 TOPO CHALAYIN THI....

SANTA : KAMAL HAI SAB KA HE NISHANA CHOOK GYA !!??????? :D :D


                                                   :) :D :-* :) :D :-*



SANTA & BANTA WERE GOING WITH THERE FRIEND ON ONE BIKE & A TRAFIC POLICE STOP THEM.......

SANTA SAID : SORRY BHA JI....ALREADY 3 BAITHE HAIN BIKUL BHI JAGAH NAHI HAI...... :) :D :)



~~~~  :-* NOT ALL SARDARS ARE DUM     :-*...!!!! ~~~~~~


JAI SAI RAM...
"लोका समस्ता सुखिनो भवन्तुः
ॐ शन्तिः शन्तिः शन्तिः"

" Loka Samasta Sukino Bhavantu
Aum ShantiH ShantiH ShantiH"~~~

May all the worlds be happy. May all the beings be happy.
May none suffer from grief or sorrow. May peace be to all~~~

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Om Sai Ram~~~

HEIGHT OF FASHION~~~

A 1 YEAR OLD CHILD ASKING MOM FOR LOW WAIST DIAPERS..... :)  :-*  :)

:) :D :-* :) :-*


SANTA GUN LAEKAR DOOR PAR RUK GYA ....

PREETO : KYA HUA????

SANTA :SHER KA SHIKAR KARNE JAA RHA HU ...

PREETO :TOH JAAO NA....

SANTA : KAISE JAAU , BAHAR KUTTA KHADA HAI !!!!! :) :-* :)


Jai Sai Ram ~~~~
« Last Edit: May 20, 2007, 07:25:20 AM by tana »
"लोका समस्ता सुखिनो भवन्तुः
ॐ शन्तिः शन्तिः शन्तिः"

" Loka Samasta Sukino Bhavantu
Aum ShantiH ShantiH ShantiH"~~~

May all the worlds be happy. May all the beings be happy.
May none suffer from grief or sorrow. May peace be to all~~~

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JAI SAI RAM!!!

Scene: trench warfare on Pakistan border, Sikh regiment on one side suddenly Kartar Singh gets a  bright idea, shouts!
 
"Oye Abdul!" 

Guy pops up from other trench "Kya hai be" 

BANG shot dead!   

"Oye Karim"

2 guys stand up, "Kya hai saala"

BANG BANG both khalaas 

"Oye Mustafa!"

2 more, BANG-BANG! Dono saala khalaas! 

Pakis get worried, they think saala Sardarji log, when did they get so smart?

Decide to try it themselves.

"Abe Gurdev Singh"   

Silence

"Oye Gurdev Singh!!"

Silence

"O bhai, Gurdev Singh!" 

"Oye Gurdev Singh ko kaun bula raha hai re?"

Paki gets up and says , "Main" 

BANG!  ( Paki Khallas)

OM SAI RAM!!!
अपना साँई प्यारा साँई सबसे न्यारा अपना साँई - रमेश रमनानी

 


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